Sheldon: 7 years ago I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it. I thought about telling you at the time but I thought it would be a teachable moment

Leonard: You son of a...!

Leonard throws the sweater to the bin, puts frozen bags in his chest, goes to his bedroom and returns

Leonard: WHAT?! YOU'RE GONNA PAY IT TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Leonard shoots Sheldon in the head with a gun and Sheldon dies

Amy: Leonard you killed Sheldon

Leonard: I should've done this 10 years ago

The end😂😂😂😂

NOTE: Sheldon is my favorite character but I found it funny to write about this

Sheldon if he was a homestuck troll ( By me)

Amy (December 17, 1979): 1991-1998

Sheldon (February 26, 1980): 1991-1998

Leonard (May 17, 1980): 1991-1998

Howard (between March 1, 1980 and September 30, 1981): 1991-1998, 1992-1999 or 1993-2000

Raj (October 6, 1981): 1993-2000

Bernadette (1984): 1995-2002 or 1996-2003

Penny (December 2, 1985): 1997-1998

The winner is once again. KALEY CUOCO!!!!

Results:

1 - Kaley Cuoco - 3 wins

2 - Raegan Revord - 2 wins

3 - Melissa Rauch - 1 win

4 - Mayim Bialik - 0 wins (😭😭😭😭)

Sheldon and Leonard go to Howard and Bernadette's house and Sheldon knocks the door

Sheldon: Howard? [He knocks the door again] Howard? [He knocks the door again] Howard?

Howard: go away Sheldon!

Leonard: open the door right now you little pervert jerk and minor abuser!

Bernadette opens the door

Bernadette: come in brothers-in-law. I swear I didn't know Howard was taking us to a strip club. It was really traumatizing for Matias. So traumatizing that he touched my leg and Amy's

Leonard: yeah Penny told me that

Sheldon and Leonard go into the house and find Howard in the living room

Sheldon: listen you pervert jerk! Aren't you ashamed of taking 2 girls and a 13-year-old boy to a strip club?! Amy got back home last night completely angry and told me you took her, Bernadette and Matias to a strip club! Amy and I know Matias better than you and the 1st time he hangs out with his other uncle and aunt he gets traumatized!

Leonard: and that night Penny woke me up to tell me Amy took Matias back to our apartment completely traumatized because he saw boobs of a woman in that strip club! Aren't you ashamed of traumatizing your own wife, sister-in-law and nephew?!

Howard: and aren't you 2 ashamed you forgot your own brother's birthday?! Last week it was my birthday and nobody remembered besides Bernadette and my children! Amy and Matias, my own sister-in-law and nephew, were the only ones who remembered!

Howard goes upstairs

Sheldon: oh lord! I can't believe I forgot Howard's birthday! I have a really great memory!

Leonard: yeah me too. Listen. Why don't you and Amy come over? You might help Matias cheer up

Sheldon: of course we will!

Meanwhile Penny and I are in my bedroom

Penny: are you feeling better Matias?

Me: yeah a little better. I kind of feel bad for Uncle Howard, mom. Last week it was his birthday and Aunt Amy and I were the only ones who remembered besides Aunt Bernadette, Halley and Neil. He only wanted to have fun

I start crying and Penny hugs me

Penny: it's ok sweetie. Listen I'm sorry we forgot about your Uncle Howard's birthday. It's just we aren't very close with him. By the way Aunt Amy send me some videos of you singing. You sing very great!

Me: thanks mom

Leonard gets back home and walks to my bedroom

Leonard: hey son. I have a surprise for you

Sheldon and Amy walk in my bedroom

Sheldon: hello Matias

Me: Uncle Sheldon! Aunt Amy!

I get up of my bed and I hug Shedon and Amy

Me: where's Leonard

Sheldon: why do you call your father by his own name?

Me: I'm talking about...

Sheldon: Bazinga! Yeah I know you're talking about your cousin

Amy: he's at my parents' house

Me: yeah. At my mortal enemy number 1's house

Amy: Hahahaha!

Me: but I actually like your father

Sheldon: How about we go watch Fantastic Beasts?

Me: Good idea!

Sheldon, Amy and I go to watch Fantastic Beasts 1 in theatres and do a lot of fun things the rest of the day

The end

WARNING: The ending has some parts you might find really disturbing and creapier than usual

Howard, Bernadette and I go downstairs, we go to the kitchen and we see Sheldon, Amy, their son Leonard and Raj

Me: Uncle Sheldon! Aunt Amy!

Sheldon: hello Matias!

Amy: come with your favorite uncle and aunt!

I hug Sheldon and Amy

Me: hello Leonard

Leonard (Sheldon and Amy's son): hello cousin

Me: hello Uncle Raj

Raj: nice to see you Matias

Leonard: it's good everybody is here. Let's make the food

Raj: I'm on it

Bernadette: actually Raj make food for 7 people because Howard, Amy, Matias and I are gonna spend the rest of the day outside

Amy: really?!

Howard: we thought it would a really good idea since Matias almost never visits us. Also I have a really great relationship with Amy and she and Bernadette almost never hung out together

Penny: wait. I'm coming. I won't send Matias alone

Sheldon: wait wait wait. You're inviting Amy and not me?

Howard: he's coming with us sister-in-law don't worry

Amy: if it makes you feel better I'll take Matias home since he visits me more often than

Me: yeah it's ok Aunt Amy

Bernadette: sorry Sheldon. The thing is Howard gets along really well with your wife

Howard: maybe another time

Leonard: let them go

Penny: alright have fun

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I leave the house

Sheldon: I can't believe Howard and Bernadette kidnapped Matias and that Amy didn't do anything!

Leonard: let them be Sheldon. Amy and you're not Matias' only uncle and aunt

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I are in the cheesecake factory drinking Coke (me), beer (Howard) and wine (Amy and Bernadette)

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I: cheers!

Me: this is very nice!

Howard: How about some karaoke?!

Me: yeah!

Howard and I go to the stage and we sing "Yellow Submarine" from the Beatles

Howard:

In the town where I was born

Me:

Lived a man who sailed to sea

Howard:

And he told us of his life

Me:

In the land of submarines

Howard:

So we sailed up to the sun

Me:

Till we found the sea of green

Howard:

And we lived beneath the waves

Howard and me:

In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

We all live in a yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Afterwards, Amy and Howard sing some Neil Diamond songs, Howard and I sing more Beatles songs, some hours later Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I go to a strip club (unknown to Amy, Bernadette and me) and Amy, Bernadette and I notice a tube, which makes us nervous

Me: I have a bad feeling about this Aunt Amy. I think we should go home

Amy: yeah me too

Howard: no one's going home until the show ends

Bernadette: but Howie...

A semi-naked woman gets out of some curtains and dances in the tube

Amy: oh my god that's disgusting!

Bernadette: yeah!

I nervously put my right hand on Amy's left bare leg and my left hand on Bernadette's right bare leg as I start to breath fast

Amy: Matias are you ok?

Bernadette: yeah we shouldn't have come here

The woman takes off her bra, exposing her full front body

Me: AHHHH!!! THAT'S DO DISGUSTING!!!!

Bernadette: yeah!

Amy: gross!

I start crying and Amy hugs me

Amy: it's ok Matias it's ok

Howard: I'm sorry Matias...

Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME UNCLE HOWARD!!!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE!!!!

Howard: but....

Amy: STAY AWAY FROM HIM HOWARD!!!! HE'S 13 YEARS OLD!!!! I'M TAKING HIM HOME!!!!

Bernadette: YOU REALLY WENT TOO FAR HOWARD!!!! LOOK HOW MATIAS IS!!!!

A few minutes later Amy and I are climbing the stairs of the Los Robles building

Me: I'm really sorry that I touched your legs and Aunt Bernadette's, Aunt Amy. I was so nervous that I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing. I'm totally aware I'm too old to touch your legs

Amy: don't worry Matias. What happened to you was completely normal no matter how old you are. It can be forgiven. But I'm proud of you that you payed more attention to your Uncle Howard than me

Amy and I arrive in apartment 4B

Me: thank you for taking me home Aunt Amy. You're like a 2nd mother to me

Amy: You're welcome

Penny opens the door

Penny: oh my god! What happened?!

Me: Uncle Howard took us to a strip club! I saw a woman's boobs! It was awful! Good night!

I go to my bedroom to sleep while crying

Amy: it was really awful! Matias got so nervous that he touched my legs and Bernadette's! Howard didn't even tell us it was a strip club!

Penny: thank you for taking Matias home Amy. Even though I'm sometimes jealous of your relationship with him I really love how much you love him

Amy: he sometimes sees me as a 2nd mother. Good night Penny

Penny: good night Amy

Amy goes back to her house

To be continued...

As I almost always do, in this story I pretend Leonard and Penny are my parents and that Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are brothers, which makes Sheldon, Howard and Raj my paternal uncles and Amy and Bernadette my paternal aunts by marriage. I also pretend Halley and Neil (obviously my paternal cousins in this story) are a few years older than me and that I'm a few months older than Sheldon and Amy's son Leonard (obviously my paternal cousin in this story). My story is set somewhere around November 2016 (because of the Lego Yellow Submarine set), when I was 13 years old

Leonard, Penny and I arrive in Howard and Bernadette's house

Howard: Leonard! Penny! Come in!

Me: Uncle Howard! Aunt Bernadette!

I hug Howard and Bernadette

Bernadette: nice to see you Matias

Howard: You should visit us more often

Me: yeah I agree

Leonard: Matias really wanted to visit you since last week. He almost never asks to visit you

Howard: I'm still glad he did brother

I see Halley and Neil

Me: cousins!

Halley: hello Matias!

Neil: hi Matias

I hug Halley and Neil

Howard: Bernadette, Matias and I are gonna play in Matias' bedroom

Penny: but don't play for too long! Uncle Sheldon, Aunt Amy, your cousin Leonard and Uncle Raj will arrive in a short time!

Me: ok mom!

Bernadette: congratulations Penny. Now Matias will ignore us for the rest of the day

Me: let's go to play now!

Howard, Bernadette and I go to my bedroom and Howard and I play a Doctor Who fight videogame in my PS4 (I'm playing as Peter Capaldi's version of the Doctor and Howard is playing as David Tennant's version) and I play effortlessly on purpose

Bernadette: harder Matias!

Howard beats me at the game

Howard: I won!

Bernadette: How could you lose like that Matias?! You didn't even make an effort!

Me: I let myself lose on purpose Aunt Bernadette. That's exactly why I chose Capaldi. He's the worst Doctor in my opinion. Because… [I turn to Howard] Uncle Howard wasn't your birthday last week?

Howard: oh my god. Yes

Me: well happy belated birthday!

I take a box-shaped gift out of my pocket

Howard: What's this? Is that a Lego? I'm really glad you thought about… [he opens the present] oh my god! It's a Lego Beatles set! The Yellow Submarine one!

Howard and I sing the "we all live in a yellow submarine" part from "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

Howard: thank you so much Matias!

Howard and I hug each other

Howard: can you believe your Aunt Amy and you were the only ones who remembered my birthday besides your Aunt Bernadette and your cousins?

I react with a sad face

Howard: your parents didn't even remember. Neither your Uncle Sheldon, your cousin Leonard or your Uncle Raj

Me: What?! Uncle Sheldon didn't remember?! He has a really great memory just like me!

Howard: I know right?! I don't even care he didn't remember but it still kinda surprises me. I'm more upset your Uncle Raj didn't remember

Me: I'm really sorry for you. Even though I'm really close with Uncle Sheldon I notice he's kinda rude to you. He says you never did anything great but that's not true. You went to space in 2012! He may have won a Nobel prize in physics in 2002 for super asymetry but what you did was even better!

Bernadette: I really like your nice words Matias

Howard: yeah you're right. You know what we're gonna do? Your Aunt Amy and the 3 of us are gonna spend the day together outside!

Me: let's go!

Bernadette: Matias I really know that look on your face. You're happy Aunt Amy is joining us. She's your favorite aunt right?

Me: I don't have favorite uncles and aunts! It's just that I have a special relationship with them that's all!

Bernadette: which makes them your favorite uncle and aunt

Howard: leave Matias alone Bernie. Let's go downstairs

Howard, Bernadette and I leave my bedroom

To be continued…