Howard Wolowitz

Who are these people?

I was watching The Countdown Reflection, then I noticednthem

I think that either Raj or Howard could have been shown as a Mathematician instead of their original profession. What do you think if any one of them being a mathematician would have made the show better or worse?

I think Howard's long lost dad is Ira Rosenbloom from Young Sheldon. They're both Jewish and from New York. He said he's a divorcee and Mrs Wolowitz was divorced so I think Ira changed his last name from Wolowitz to Rosenbloom to have nothing to do with them.

Howard claims he is Jewish but he clearly doesn't follow the Jewish faith.

My story is set on December 21, 2019, 4 days after Amy's 40th birthday. In this story I pretend Leonard and Penny are my parents and that Sheldon, Howard and Raj are Leonard's brothers. I also pretend Halley was born in 2003, the same year as me, which also means it's set after Halley's 16th birthday. WARNING: That part has a kind of creepy part near the end

Leonard, Penny and I arrive in Sheldon and Amy's house

Sheldon: Leonard! Penny! Come in!

Me: Uncle Sheldon! Aunt Amy!

I hug Sheldon and Amy

Amy: nice to see you Matias [that's my name]. Come in

Leonard: he really wanted to visit you since 4 days ago for some reason

Sheldon: Amy, Matias and I are gonna play in Matias' bedroom

Penny: but don't play for too long! Uncle Howard, Aunt Bernadette and Halley will arrive in a short time

Me: ok mom!

Sheldon, Amy and I go to my bedroom and Amy and I play a Harry Potter duel videogame in a PS4 and I play without effort on purpose

Sheldon: harder Matias! Beat your Aunt Amy at the game!

Amy beats me at the game

Amy: I won!

Sheldon: How could you lose?! You're better at videogames than your aunt!

Me: I actually let her win on purpose Uncle Sheldon. Because... [I turn to Amy] Aunt Amy wasn't your birthday like 4 days ago?

Amy: yes. You remembered my birthday! HE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Me: happy belated birthday

I give Amy a CD-shaped gift

Amy: it's a CD? I wonder that this [she opens the present]... OH IT'S THE NEW NEIL DIAMOND ALBUM!!!! [She gets up of the bed and walks to Sheldon] OUR NEPHEW REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY AND GOT ME A NEIL DIAMOND CD!!! [She turns to me as I get up of the bed] THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

Amy hugs me very tight and kisses me in the head multiple times

Me: Aunt Amy I can't breathe!

Amy: sorry!

Amy lets go of me and sits in the bed again

Me: are you ok Aunt Amy?

Amy: I'm sorry that I got overexcited. It's just... can you believe you and Halley were the only ones who remembered my birthday besides your uncle?

Me: yeah I think I kinda knew it. When I asked my parents to visit you they didn't seem to remember it was your birthday

Sheldon: she was very sad on her birthday. It brought back sad memories of her childhood when she had no friends

Amy: what upsets me the most is that your mother and your Aunt Bernadette didn't remember since I'm best friends with them and are my co-sisters-in-law. I don't really care your father and your uncles didn't remember

I put my hand on Amy's bare leg

Me: yeah. Aunt Bernadette is sometimes a bitch. She always gets angry over small things

Amy: yeah. She sometimes is rude to me and your mother. But you did remember my birthday! That's so nice! We're going to go to a restaurant the 3 of us!

Me: let's go!

I playfully pat Amy's bare leg

Amy: Matias take your hand off my leg please. You're 16 years old. You're too old to touch much older women's legs

Me: ok I'm sorry

Amy: it's ok. That was my fault for letting you do it until you were 13. Let's go

Me: I think we should ask Halley if she wants to come

Amy: good idea

Sheldon: let's go!

Sheldon, Amy and I leave my bedroom

To be continued...

I'll do the story in 2 parts because I felt it would be very long to post it in one post

If I didn’t have you, life would be blue

I’d be Doctor Who without the TARDIS

A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick

I’d be one of my outfits without a dick-ey

I’d be cheese without the mac,

Steve Jobs without the Wozniak

I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator, making it much harder to crack

I’d be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com

And I’d probably still live with my mom

(All, echo: And he’d probably still live with his mom)

Ever since I met you, you’ve turned my world around

You’ve supported all my dreams and all my hopes

You’re like Uranium-235 and I’m Uranium-238,

Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get

From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didn’t have you, life would be dreary

I’d be string theory without any string

I’d be binary code without a one,

A cathode ray tube without an electron gun

I’d be ‘Firefly’, ‘Buffy,’ and ‘Avengers’ without Joss Whedon

I’d speak a lot more Klingon,

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

All: And he’d definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you’ve turned my world around

You’re my best friend and my lover

We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields;

you can’t have one, without the other

I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get

From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

All: Oh, we couldn’t have imagined, how good our lives would get

From the moment that we met you, Bernadette