I want to see an episode where Sheldon goes to the Dixie-Trek convention in Mississippi to see Wil Wheaton, but he's not there and Sheldon hates him.
What's on your mind?
What is your assumption?
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My story is in 2031, when I'm 28 years old and that I've been working for Sheldon and Amy as their lab assistant (to be exact I work for Sheldon in the morning and Amy in the afternoon) for 5 years. In my story I pretend Zack constantly harrasses Amy to be her girlfriend
I knock the door of Amy's lab
Me: good evening Dr Fowler
Amy: hello Matias [that's my name] come in. Ready to start helping me dissect those brains?
Me: yeah sure. I'm always happy to help you. Listen. Dr Cooper told me one of Mrs Hofstadter's ex boyfriends has been harrassing you for a few days and we came up with an idea based on the R-rated movie Joker
Amy: I didn't watch that movie because as you know I'm not a big fan of science fiction. But what's the plan?
Me: we're planning to fake your death. My plan is for you to fake you host a talk show, I'll be a guest and I'll pretend to accuse you of harrassing me at work and I'll shoot you in the face with a paint gun that looks and sounds like a real gun I'm planning to build. I'm gonna ask Mr Wolowitz to help me
Amy: that's actually a nice idea Matias! Listen why don't you go to Mr Wolowitz' lab and build that gun right now?
Me: really? Thanks Dr Fowler! You're the coolest woman I ever met! Enjoy the next few hours of your life because tonight you're gonna die. Bazinga!
Amy: Hahahaha! You're so funny! I really enjoy being your boss
Amy and I go to Howard's lab
Amy: hello Howard. Is it ok if I let Matias work with you?
Howard: yeah of course
Me: I'm gonna pretend I'll kill Dr Fowler this night and I want to build a paint gun. I want it to look like a real gun and sound like one when it shoots
Howard: yeah of course! I like the idea!
Amy: I'm gonna let you build the weapon that will "kill me" tonight. Have fun Matias and Howard!
Me: see us tonight Dr Fowler!
Howard and I build the gun while listening to "Get Back" from the Beatles and after some hours we finish
Me: it's done!
Howard: shoot this!
I shoot the gun at a shooting human range in the head and red paint comes out of it
Me: it works very well! Tonight Amy Farrah Fowler is gonna "die"!
Amy is in her fake talk show in a non public place later that night
Amy: we have a completely special guest today. He's been a fan of me ever since he was very little and 5 years ago I visited him at his house along with my husband Dr Sheldon Cooper to make his dream of working for us true. Let's welcome my lab assistant Matias Pereira!
I get out of the curtains and I sit in a couch next to the sofa where Sheldon, Leonard and Penny are sitting
Amy: is everything ok Matias?
Me: no Dr Fowler. Nothing's ok. You're the most awful person I ever met
The fake audience gives a fake gasp
Amy: I'm awful? How am I awful?
Me: You make me sleep with you at your house after work. You made me touch your legs and private parts at your house (I do enjoy touching your legs though) for 5 years. You destroyed my childhood! You were one of my childhood heroes and I hate you!
Amy: what did I ever do for you to lie about that huh? I've always been nice to you. I'm a really nice person. I treat you well at work, I'm always grateful to you and this is how you repay me?! You just made the worst mistake of your life!
Me: Hahahaha! I know! Do you want to hear a joke Dr Fowler?
Amy: no I'm sick of you and your lies
Me: what do you get...
Amy: I don't think so
Me: ...when you cross...
Amy: I'm not only sick of you! I'm sick of being your boss! You're fired!
Me: ...a mentally depressed lab assistant with a girl boss who sexually harrasses him and used to be his heroine?!
Amy: You're fired do you hear me?! You're fired!
Me: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE BITCH!!!!
I shoot Amy in the head with my fake gun, Amy fakes to be dead and the fake audience pretends to be scared and run like if they were scared
Me: Hahahaha! I killed Amy Farrah Fowler! Hahahaha!
Sheldon: You killed my wife! You're totally fired!
I shoot Amy in the chest (who is wearing a paint proof vest) and I get in front of the camera
Me: good night people. That's life
Zack starts crying and starts leaving and I give a napkin to Amy
Me: it worked Dr Fowler! It worked!
Amy wakes up and cleans her face
Amy: thank you for your help Matias. I think you overacted a little bit when you called me a bitch and when you said you enjoyed touching my legs
Me: sorry Dr Fowler. I think I overenjoyed this
Amy: it's ok. I really enjoyed your acting. Let's make a toast for Matias!
Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Bernadette, Howard and Raj: for Matias!
Me: let's also make a toast for Mr Wolowitz. He helped me built this weapon. For Mr Wolowitz
Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny and Raj: for Wolowitz
If I didn't have you life would be blue... 🎶
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Johnny Galecki was born on April 30, 1975 and Kunal Nayyar was born on April 30, 1981. Leonard is my 3rd favorite character from the show (behind Sheldon and Amy) and Raj is my 7th favorite (behind Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny, Bernadette and Howard)
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In this story I pretend Sheldon and Leonard are brothers and that Leonard and Penny are my parents. I also made Amy be vegan and Leonard and Penny be vegetarian because their actors are vegan and vegetarian in real life
Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny and I are in Sheldon and Amy's house having lunch eating disgusting vegetables Amy cooked
Leonard: Matias [that's my name] eat the vegetables
Me: I'm sorry dad but I don't like these vegetables
Amy: it's ok don't worry
Leonard: you have to eat them anyways. Your Aunt Amy cooked for all of us
Amy: no it's ok Leonard it doesn't bother me
Leonard: but he has to learn to eat what he has
Penny: please sweetie. Eat the vegetables your Aunt Amy cooked for you
Sheldon: Leonard! Penny! Leave your son alone and stop arguing with my wife! If your son doesn't like the food don't force him to eat it!
Penny: he needs to learn to eat what he has Sheldon
Amy: even though I understand your vegetarianism because I similarly am vegan, you can't force people to become vegetarian or vegan. It seems like you're trying to manipulate our nephew into becoming vegetarian or vegan
Sheldon: it also seems like you're trying to manipulate him into poisoning himself or getting himself sick
Amy: exactly! Also Sheldon is right. If our nephew doesn't like the food we shouldn't force him to eat it
Me: I'm sorry I didn't like your food Aunt Amy
Amy: it's ok don't worry. Sheldon can you make him a sandwich or anything?
Leonard: no Sheldon don't make him anything else! My son needs to learn to eat what he's served!
Penny: besides vegetables are nice for his health so don't make him anything else!
Amy: excuse me are you and Leonard the house hosts?
Leonard: we're Matias' parents and your husband's brother and sister-in-law!
Amy: so no. You're not the hosts
Leonard: You know what?! Everytime both of you are with my son you are huge pains in the a**!
Amy: excuse me?! Did you hear what your brother and your sister-in-law called us Sheldon?!
Sheldon: Ugh! You know what?! I'm gonna take my nephew to eat somewhere else because when both of you come to my house you are the actual pains in the a**! Come on nephew!
Me: I want burgers!
Sheldon: You want burgers? Let's go!
Me: do you want to come Aunt Amy?
Amy: no thanks. I'll stay here to teach your annoying parents a lesson. Have fun with your uncle!
Sheldon and I leave the house
Amy: congratulations guys. You made Sheldon angry
Penny: Amy we apologize for insulting you but we don't like when you and Sheldon consent our son
Amy: we don't consent him so much. Everytime you come to my house you manipulate your son into doing things he doesn't want to do and always insult us
Leonard: we don't have a problem that you love my son so much. I just don't want him to be a disrespectful person in the future
Amy: I appreciate it but your son wasn't exactly being rude. He apologized at least
Leonard: yeah my son is really nice but I only wanted to…
Amy: Don't say anything else Leonard
If Sheldon and Amy were my parents I think I'd be an extremely spoiled person. I also think I would disrespect Amy a lot and I would constantly insult other people and Sheldon would think I did nothing wrong. I think Amy would spoil me sometimes too but not as much as Sheldon. Sheldon and Amy are my 2 favorite characters from the show but I don't think they're mature enough to be parents. I think Leonard and Penny would be better as parents. I also think Sheldon, Amy and I would constantly yell and insult at each other
1 - Sheldon vs Bernadette: winner Sheldon
2 - Leonard vs Howard: winner Leonard
3 - Amy vs Raj: winner Amy
4 - Penny vs Stuart: winner Penny
1 - Sheldon vs Leonard: winner Sheldon
2 - Amy vs Penny: winner Amy
3rd place fight:
Leonard vs Penny: winner Leonard
Sheldon vs Amy: winner Sheldon
1st place - Sheldon
2nd place - Amy
3rd place - Leonard
4th place - Penny
5th place - Bernadette
6th place - Howard
7th place - Raj
8th place - Stuart
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Me when I found out about Amy: I'm pretty sure that girl will ruin the show and make it worse
Me after I finally watched Amy getting introduced in the show: I LOVE AMY!!!! SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW!!!!
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