I want to see an episode where Sheldon goes to the Dixie-Trek convention in Mississippi to see Wil Wheaton, but he's not there and Sheldon hates him.

What is your assumption?

• 8 weeks?

• 3 months?

• What else?

My story is in 2031, when I'm 28 years old and that I've been working for Sheldon and Amy as their lab assistant (to be exact I work for Sheldon in the morning and Amy in the afternoon) for 5 years. In my story I pretend Zack constantly harrasses Amy to be her girlfriend

I knock the door of Amy's lab

Me: good evening Dr Fowler

Amy: hello Matias [that's my name] come in. Ready to start helping me dissect those brains?

Me: yeah sure. I'm always happy to help you. Listen. Dr Cooper told me one of Mrs Hofstadter's ex boyfriends has been harrassing you for a few days and we came up with an idea based on the R-rated movie Joker

Amy: I didn't watch that movie because as you know I'm not a big fan of science fiction. But what's the plan?

Me: we're planning to fake your death. My plan is for you to fake you host a talk show, I'll be a guest and I'll pretend to accuse you of harrassing me at work and I'll shoot you in the face with a paint gun that looks and sounds like a real gun I'm planning to build. I'm gonna ask Mr Wolowitz to help me

Amy: that's actually a nice idea Matias! Listen why don't you go to Mr Wolowitz' lab and build that gun right now?

Me: really? Thanks Dr Fowler! You're the coolest woman I ever met! Enjoy the next few hours of your life because tonight you're gonna die. Bazinga!

Amy: Hahahaha! You're so funny! I really enjoy being your boss

Amy and I go to Howard's lab

Amy: hello Howard. Is it ok if I let Matias work with you?

Howard: yeah of course

Me: I'm gonna pretend I'll kill Dr Fowler this night and I want to build a paint gun. I want it to look like a real gun and sound like one when it shoots

Howard: yeah of course! I like the idea!

Amy: I'm gonna let you build the weapon that will "kill me" tonight. Have fun Matias and Howard!

Me: see us tonight Dr Fowler!

Howard and I build the gun while listening to "Get Back" from the Beatles and after some hours we finish

Me: it's done!

Howard: shoot this!

I shoot the gun at a shooting human range in the head and red paint comes out of it

Me: it works very well! Tonight Amy Farrah Fowler is gonna "die"!

Amy is in her fake talk show in a non public place later that night

Amy: we have a completely special guest today. He's been a fan of me ever since he was very little and 5 years ago I visited him at his house along with my husband Dr Sheldon Cooper to make his dream of working for us true. Let's welcome my lab assistant Matias Pereira!

I get out of the curtains and I sit in a couch next to the sofa where Sheldon, Leonard and Penny are sitting

Amy: is everything ok Matias?

Me: no Dr Fowler. Nothing's ok. You're the most awful person I ever met

The fake audience gives a fake gasp

Amy: I'm awful? How am I awful?

Me: You make me sleep with you at your house after work. You made me touch your legs and private parts at your house (I do enjoy touching your legs though) for 5 years. You destroyed my childhood! You were one of my childhood heroes and I hate you!

Amy: what did I ever do for you to lie about that huh? I've always been nice to you. I'm a really nice person. I treat you well at work, I'm always grateful to you and this is how you repay me?! You just made the worst mistake of your life!

Me: Hahahaha! I know! Do you want to hear a joke Dr Fowler?

Amy: no I'm sick of you and your lies

Me: what do you get...

Amy: I don't think so

Me: ...when you cross...

Amy: I'm not only sick of you! I'm sick of being your boss! You're fired!

Me: ...a mentally depressed lab assistant with a girl boss who sexually harrasses him and used to be his heroine?!

Amy: You're fired do you hear me?! You're fired!

Me: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE BITCH!!!!

I shoot Amy in the head with my fake gun, Amy fakes to be dead and the fake audience pretends to be scared and run like if they were scared

Me: Hahahaha! I killed Amy Farrah Fowler! Hahahaha!

Sheldon: You killed my wife! You're totally fired!

I shoot Amy in the chest (who is wearing a paint proof vest) and I get in front of the camera

Me: good night people. That's life

Zack starts crying and starts leaving and I give a napkin to Amy

Me: it worked Dr Fowler! It worked!

Amy wakes up and cleans her face

Amy: thank you for your help Matias. I think you overacted a little bit when you called me a bitch and when you said you enjoyed touching my legs

Me: sorry Dr Fowler. I think I overenjoyed this

Amy: it's ok. I really enjoyed your acting. Let's make a toast for Matias!

Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Bernadette, Howard and Raj: for Matias!

Me: let's also make a toast for Mr Wolowitz. He helped me built this weapon. For Mr Wolowitz

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny and Raj: for Wolowitz

The end

If I didn't have you life would be blue... 🎶

Johnny Galecki was born on April 30, 1975 and Kunal Nayyar was born on April 30, 1981. Leonard is my 3rd favorite character from the show (behind Sheldon and Amy) and Raj is my 7th favorite (behind Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny, Bernadette and Howard)

In this story I pretend Sheldon and Leonard are brothers and that Leonard and Penny are my parents. I also made Amy be vegan and Leonard and Penny be vegetarian because their actors are vegan and vegetarian in real life

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny and I are in Sheldon and Amy's house having lunch eating disgusting vegetables Amy cooked

Leonard: Matias [that's my name] eat the vegetables

Me: I'm sorry dad but I don't like these vegetables

Amy: it's ok don't worry

Leonard: you have to eat them anyways. Your Aunt Amy cooked for all of us

Amy: no it's ok Leonard it doesn't bother me

Leonard: but he has to learn to eat what he has

Penny: please sweetie. Eat the vegetables your Aunt Amy cooked for you

Sheldon: Leonard! Penny! Leave your son alone and stop arguing with my wife! If your son doesn't like the food don't force him to eat it!

Penny: he needs to learn to eat what he has Sheldon

Amy: even though I understand your vegetarianism because I similarly am vegan, you can't force people to become vegetarian or vegan. It seems like you're trying to manipulate our nephew into becoming vegetarian or vegan

Sheldon: it also seems like you're trying to manipulate him into poisoning himself or getting himself sick

Amy: exactly! Also Sheldon is right. If our nephew doesn't like the food we shouldn't force him to eat it

Sheldon: exactly!

Me: I'm sorry I didn't like your food Aunt Amy

Amy: it's ok don't worry. Sheldon can you make him a sandwich or anything?

Leonard: no Sheldon don't make him anything else! My son needs to learn to eat what he's served!

Penny: besides vegetables are nice for his health so don't make him anything else!

Amy: excuse me are you and Leonard the house hosts?

Leonard: we're Matias' parents and your husband's brother and sister-in-law!

Amy: so no. You're not the hosts

Leonard: You know what?! Everytime both of you are with my son you are huge pains in the a**!

Penny: exactly!

Amy: excuse me?! Did you hear what your brother and your sister-in-law called us Sheldon?!

Sheldon: Ugh! You know what?! I'm gonna take my nephew to eat somewhere else because when both of you come to my house you are the actual pains in the a**! Come on nephew!

Me: I want burgers!

Sheldon: You want burgers? Let's go!

Me: do you want to come Aunt Amy?

Amy: no thanks. I'll stay here to teach your annoying parents a lesson. Have fun with your uncle!

Sheldon and I leave the house

Amy: congratulations guys. You made Sheldon angry

Penny: Amy we apologize for insulting you but we don't like when you and Sheldon consent our son

Amy: we don't consent him so much. Everytime you come to my house you manipulate your son into doing things he doesn't want to do and always insult us

Leonard: we don't have a problem that you love my son so much. I just don't want him to be a disrespectful person in the future

Amy: I appreciate it but your son wasn't exactly being rude. He apologized at least

Leonard: yeah my son is really nice but I only wanted to…

Amy: Don't say anything else Leonard

The end

If Sheldon and Amy were my parents I think I'd be an extremely spoiled person. I also think I would disrespect Amy a lot and I would constantly insult other people and Sheldon would think I did nothing wrong. I think Amy would spoil me sometimes too but not as much as Sheldon. Sheldon and Amy are my 2 favorite characters from the show but I don't think they're mature enough to be parents. I think Leonard and Penny would be better as parents. I also think Sheldon, Amy and I would constantly yell and insult at each other

Quarter finals:

1 - Sheldon vs Bernadette: winner Sheldon

2 - Leonard vs Howard: winner Leonard

3 - Amy vs Raj: winner Amy

4 - Penny vs Stuart: winner Penny

Semifinals:

1 - Sheldon vs Leonard: winner Sheldon

2 - Amy vs Penny: winner Amy

3rd place fight:

Leonard vs Penny: winner Leonard

Final:

Sheldon vs Amy: winner Sheldon

Results:

1st place - Sheldon

2nd place - Amy

3rd place - Leonard

4th place - Penny

5th place - Bernadette

6th place - Howard

7th place - Raj

8th place - Stuart

I just need one

Me when I found out about Amy: I'm pretty sure that girl will ruin the show and make it worse

Me after I finally watched Amy getting introduced in the show: I LOVE AMY!!!! SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW!!!!