Talk:The Holiday Summation/@comment-30385427-20161222114054

"I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I am baffled by the notion of one who takes attendance."

"Well then, you might want to avoid East Texas."

"Noted. Now before this goes any further, you should know, that all forms of physical contact, up to, and including coitus, are off the table."

Shamy has grown so much since then.