Professor Sharp

Professor Sharp is an older physicist at the university, who shared an office with Profressor Robert Abbott. The guys cleaned out Professor Abbot's office after he died and found several notebooks with columns of random numbers in them. They went to see Professor Sharp who shared the office with him to ask about the notebooks and hoped that they were in code about some research project. They turned out to be his diet diary and that Professor Abbot had a theory about limiting his caloric intake would allow him to live forever. The guys were disappointed. Professor Sharp shared the office with him for thirty years where he his research led to no major breakthroughs and he had to listen to Profressor Abbott's stomach growl. Professor Sharp has also never had any major breakthroughs in science. He tells them sacastically that one gets a rundown apartment like his for winning the Nobel Prize.