Talk:The Santa Simulation/@comment-67.173.64.221-20121216053020

4 heroes were sent on a journey. Coldcane the christmas hobbit, AKA Howard Wolowitz, Ebenezer Scrooge of Nightingdale, AKA Stuart Bloom, Rajulph the Red nosed caribou, AKA Rajesh Koothrapali, and Thomas Wencaslas, AKA Sheldon Cooper. The 4 were sent to rescue aleader of an elven village named Santa Claus. While looking through the ruins, Coldcane found a secret entrance, and being impatient, Rajulph rushed in only to set off a trap that killed him. The trio still living snuck in, to find a chest. Being the woman lovingman he is, Coldcane buries his face in it. Then, Thomas attempts to open it, setting off another trapafter finding it is locked. The doors closed, with much worrying  to the claustrophobic Ebenezer. The chest said to sing of Svloty Voklov to be rescued. Knowing Svloty Voklov was Good King Wenceslas, he sung the song, stopping the walls and svig the party of christmas heroes. Then, Thomas, Ebenezer, and Coldcane saw a room of melted souls of snowmen, al ready defeated by the orcs and ogres who killed the elves and took Santa! soon that was followed by a rosen drawbridge. The palidins and their hobbit friend had to play the tune of an X mas ode to lower the bridge. Matermind Thomas figures out to play Jingle Bells on the bells, and the trio go past the dungeon of Claus. HE pleads them to help, and Ebenezer rushes to Santa with a Skeleton key (from the "Svloty Voklov" chest") right before Thomas freezes him and Cold cane with a paralysis spell. He yells in anger at Santa for not bring his grandfather (ironically Svoty Voklov, if you think in Thomas' name) when he asked for him back. He then throws Scrooge's key into the moat that the Bell Bridge covered, which led to a water fall. He kicks Santa's stomach, and leaves Santa to rot with the petrified Ebenezer and Coldcane. THE END.