The Cooper Extraction

"The Cooper Extraction" is the eleventh episode of the seventh season of the  The Big Bang Theory. The episode aired on December 12, 2013.

Summary
Sheldon goes to for his sister (Missy) since she is having a. While Sheldon is gone, the gang imagines their lives without Sheldon in it.

Extended Plot
Rushing down covered hills, Amy and Penny are. Amy is winning because her is very low; she is built like a. Leonard sprained his playing. While Penny wants him to go to the, Leonard refuses to go into the with another video game injury. Sheldon enters the and turns down chance to play since he is on is way out to. He is leaving immediately. Leonard inquires if someone is. It seems that Sheldon's sister is about to have a. Penny brightens up and is happy for the new Uncle Sheldon. Sheldon tells everyone that he is going to be Uncle Dr. Cooper. Amy wonders why no one knew that his sister was. Sheldon also didn't mentions his brother's. Did people want to know everything that was coming out of his family's ? Sheldon is going to fill in for his brother-in-law that was in a horrible. Sheldon feels that the is lucky since he doesn't have to be there for the. His sister Missy is due the next, but since it took her six to get through , Sheldon doesn't know how long it's going to take. Amy offers to give him a to the, but he doesn't want to inconvenience his. He does turn to Leonard and tells him that they have to leave in ten.

Everybody minus Sheldon are together for a decorating. Since Sheldon is absent, so are all of his tree decorating including the required spacing of the. Both Star Trek and Star Wars ornaments can now be on the same branches. The fact that Howard is enjoying trimming the might cause his mother to have a. Bernadette then takes the opportunity to Howard trimming the tree. Penny is a little short of this year so her  is going to be, which is what Leonard got last year and last night. Stuart then joins them as Amy's notifies her of an incoming   from Sheldon. He thinks that they are so thoughtful that they have a Christmas party after he left since he isn't into Christmas. His sister has been in for an hour and is having a. Raj points out that many want to give birth at home in a warm comfortable. Sheldon feels that she will also turn her into an. Sheldon then gets called away to have a family picture taken because his sister is and there is no blood yet.

Raj wants to know if Amy would want Sheldon there if she was having a. Penny breaks in that she doesn't think Sheldon will be there when they make the baby. Bernadette brought over the holiday "," to watch. Neither Raj nor Stuart have seen it. Amy describes the movie as being at Christmastime, Jimmy Stewart is really and wants to jump off a  and  which is pretty much Stuart's life story. Bernadette then adds that he gets to see what would be like if he never was born. Penny wonders if anyone ever considered life without someone. Leonard asks, "Knock..knock..knock...What do you think?...knock..knock..knock... What do you think?...knock..knock..knock... What do you think?" doing Sheldon's knock. Amy points out that despite the they make about Sheldon, none of them would be there if it wasn't for Sheldon. None of them would know Amy. Bernadette would never have met Howard. Leonard would not have been Penny. Leonard disagrees because he has been going to The Cheesecake Factory for years and he could have still {{{w|picked her up}} causing everybody to. Penny then explains what would have happened. Howard, Raj and Leonard are having a and Leonard tells them that he is going to finally ask her out. Penny comes over to ask what they want to and Leonard can't even speak to her. He then walks over to her, himself and tells her that there is something he has wanted to ask her for a long time. If she is not too busy he wants to know if she could tell him...where the is. Penny remarks that he is too late looking strangely at him. Back in Apartment 4A, Leonard objects that he would not have himself though Raj and Howard think that she got the  right. Leonard did ask Penny out, but that could not have happened if he hadn't with Sheldon. Of course, Penny would never have been introduced Howard to Bernadette. Howard replies that he could have also met her when she was a. Bernadette explains her where she tells Penny that she finds Howard cute. Then she sees Raj feeding Howard a bite of his and then  off his mouth with a  and Bernadette changes her. Leonard then confronts Penny that she wouldn't have done so great herself due to the type of guys she had been dating. In Penny's apartment she is preparing and in walks Zack Johnson who calls her babe. She asks if he the  and instead Zack bought some. Then Leonard makes them both pee on themselves since Penny did the same thing to him. Sheldon calls back claiming that he has seen that he shouldn't. According to Amy, they don't normally look like that. That is not the way to make people since its like some dirty magic show, describes Sheldon. People should not becoming out of people. Sheldon's mom calls him to bring a. Sheldon is distraught that he has two 's and is reduced to being the of his sister's.

Sheldon sends everyone a  including a picture from the birthing  that disgusts Leonard, Penny and Raj. Back to the "It's a Wonderful Life" discussion, Penny would still have met Sheldon. Amy describes how without Leonard there, Penny would try and Sheldon. Penny Sheldon in the laundry room wearing her. She sunders over to him and asks if he is doing his. Of course, because night is laundry night and he is in a laundry room. Sheldon tells her that her is  which Penny thinks is so. Penny is going to do her laundry as the  wearing them starts to undress. The real Penny wants her to, but the guys disagree. Now in her, Penny asks Sheldon what does he think. He finds her a tad, but nothing to worry about. Penny tells him that they are going it in the laundry room right now. Sheldon reminds her that he is saving himself for a bespectacled neurobiologist who has the color of  as Amy tells the story. Sheldon calls back from Texas saying that things are going better. His mother asked him to get some, so he left and went to "". Missy then screams while Sheldon is on the which he finds very. Amy has now med the absent Sheldon premise and tells Penny that she would never have met legend Stan Lee. Howard would have always known Raj and Leonard. Leonard never got an with Howard because of his serious  with his mother. Bernadette again mentions that if they had not met, he would still be living with his mother. Howard tells his version, first he is taking his mother her in her  and that she didn't get enough. Later he is seen feeding her, but she is still in the bedroom reminiscent of the  in the movie "" with Howard now doing her voice. Howard is on whether she  to death or if he actually  her. Leonard and Raj did not move in together because Raj thought he was going to be a. In Raj's, Leonard is living with him as Raj  for a  Leonard. Since he had no girlfriend, he compensated by overeating and Raj food. Then Leonard also makes Raj fat in the living together scenario. Then Stuart shows up fat have dinner with them and to be in someone's story. In Amy's case, without Sheldon she is in her apartment  over a  and singing "" to herself. Stuart shows up and blows a in her  to be in another story. Sheldon is back reports that his sister had a baby. Sheldon was not sure he was going to make it, however his mother gave him some chips and his sister (in labor) kept giving him. He's not going to go back because he finds the baby irritating since he has been crying his entire life. Howard tells him that the baby is already taking after Uncle Shelly. Amy tells him to return to be an  for his nephew which Sheldon agrees with. They were amazed that Sheldon did exactly what Amy asked him to do. Even though Amy kept telling the gang the Sheldon had on them, he has had an impact on Amy too. Amy felt if that we're really true she wouldn't still be living alone. Leonard tells her that Sheldon cares for her more than she really thinks. Amy doesn't believe him so he shows that her is on Sheldon's  along with, , Stephen Hawking, etc. Amy gets excited that Sheldon is really into her. And she doesn't mind Madame Curie being there because she is already dead.

After Sheldon returns, Amy is walking up the stairs and staring at Sheldon. She tells Sheldon that she missed him to which he quotes, "I know." After Amy asks if he missed her, he replies that he would have liked her to be with him or had gone in his place. Amy also wonders how he felt holding his hoping that he might want one with her someday. He looked into the blank  of someone who didn't  anything he said which was like another day at the  for him.

Finally a fat Raj and Leonard are eating at the Cheesecake factory and again Leonard asks Penny out. She already has a, a very suave looking Stuart. Of course, this was Stuart's Christmas fantasy.

Quotes

 * Amy: Well, I have an extremely low center of gravity. I’m like a pyramid.


 * Raj: So Star Wars and Star trek characters can go on the same branch?
 * Leonard: I know, it’s crazy. Welcome to the Thunderdome, people
 * Howard: I've never done this before. It’s kind of fun.
 * Raj: If your Mom could see her little Bar mitzvah boy right now she’d have a heart attack.
 * Bernadette: Good idea. I’ll take a picture.


 * Sheldon: The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me?
 * Amy: Yeah, kinda.
 * Sheldon: That’s so thoughtful. You guys are the best.


 * Sheldon: She chose to have a home birth because she wants to live in the stone age and a cave wasn't available.
 * Raj: You know, many people believe that home births are better because the mothers are in a warm environment where they can be nurtured by love ones.
 * Sheldon: And turn the bedroom floor into an amniotic Slip n’ Slide.


 * Leonard: You know maybe you and I wouldn't be together, but you wouldn't have done so great yourself.
 * Penny: Why?
 * Leonard: Because I know exactly the kind of guy you would have ended up with.
 * Zack: Hey, babe.
 * Penny: Hey, did you remember to pay the rent?
 * Zack: Better. I used the money to buy these magic beans.


 * Bernadette: You know, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still lived across from him.
 * Amy: And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.
 * Penny: We do?
 * Penny: Hey, Sheldon [Fantasy Penny enters laundry as Sheldon sorts his.]
 * Sheldon: Hello.
 * Penny: Doing laundry?
 * Sheldon: Of course I’m doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I’m in a laundry room, so… I believe your inference is justified.
 * Penny: Oh my inference is justified. Sheldon you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who is wearing them.
 * Penny: [Listening to the story.] OK, that’s enough.
 * Guys: Disagree.
 * Penny: So what do you think?
 * Sheldon: A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.
 * Penny: Please Sheldon, I need you.
 * Sheldon: To what?
 * Penny: To take me.
 * Sheldon: I’m not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.
 * Penny: Come on, Sheldon. You and me right here.
 * Sheldon: Penny for the thousandth time. I’m saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.
 * Penny: I think I know how to change your mind.
 * Guys: That’s enough.
 * Stuart: I was okay with it.


 * Amy: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. There’s tears in the frosting. Happy birthday to me


 * Amy: Did you hold the baby?
 * Sheldon: I did.
 * Amy: And …how did it make you feel?
 * Sheldon: Looking into the blank innocent eyes of a creature who couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying? Basically another day at the office.


 * Amy: Did you miss me?
 * Sheldon: To quote Han Solo – I know.


 * Mary Cooper: Sheldon Lee Cooper. You get back in this room right now. And bring a mop
 * Sheldon: Did you hear that? A mop. I have two PhDs yet somehow I’m the janitor of my sister’s birth canal.
 * _____________________________________________________________________________________
 * Zack: Oh, babe, I peed myself.
 * Penny: Oh! Me too!


 * Amy: You make jokes about Sheldon, but if It weren't for him I don’t think any of us would be sitting in this room right now.
 * Howard: Really? Sheldon not being here is the main reason I’m in this room.
 * Amy: It’s true. None of you would know me. You wouldn't know Bernadette. You wouldn't be dating Penny.
 * Leonard: You don’t know that. I've been going to the Cheesecake Factory for years. I could have picked her up.
 * Penny: [Everybody laughs.] Oh, you weren't joking.
 * Leonard: No.
 * Penny: OK, sweetie. Let me tell exactly how that would have gone down.
 * Leonard: [Penny’s fantasy story.] I’m going to do it. I’m going to ask her out.
 * Howard: I’m going to squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples. Sorry. I thought we were saying things that are never going to happen.
 * ’’’Raj’’’: Maybe this time he’s going to do it.
 * ’’’Howard’’’: Hope you’re thirsty. Here it comes!
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: Watch me.
 * ’’’Penny’’’: Hi. You guys ready to order or do you need a few minutes?
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: I..I..um.
 * ’’’Penny’’’: A few minutes it is.
 * ’’’Raj’’’: Hey you knocked her out, but that was a lot of sound.
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: You guys are making me nervous.
 * ’’’Howard’’’: Fine. Go talk to her on your own.
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: I will. Excuse me.
 * ’’’Penny’’’: Yep.
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: Hi, um, I’m Leonard.
 * ’’’Penny’’’: Really? You don’t sound so sure.
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: No, I am he. And anyway there is something I wanted to ask you for a long time. Um.
 * ’’’Penny’’’: What’s that?
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: Well, I was wondering if you’re not too busy..um..if you’d be interested in telling me where the restroom is?
 * ’’’Penny’’’: I think you’re too late.
 * ’’’Leonard’’’: [Back in 4A.] Come on. I would have not peed my pants.

Trivia

 * First ever in the series, this episode exhibits a scene that when playing video game, all the players are female characters.
 * This episode was filmed on two separate days, and the audience included people who were touring WB Studios like "The Scavenger Vortex" which had many short scenes in it.
 * The scene that Howard turns his mother around to reveal that she is dead and a skeleton (in Howard's imagination) is an obvious reference to 's classic thriller.
 * The Sheldon-Penny scene is a tip of the hat to the Shenny {Sheldon and Penny should be together} fans, despite it is only a scene out of Amy's imagination.
 * Sheldon doesn't mention that in the last episode Missy appeared in, he spoke of her offspring being potentially another Sheldon-like genius since they have the same DNA heritage. Here she has her first baby.
 * The audience again gets to see Mrs. Wolowitz, or at least her body.
 * This episode marks the return of Mary Cooper after being absent from season 6, although we only hear her voice.
 * Penny offered to Sheldon to have sex in the laundry room with her, though she wouldn't do it with Leonard in "The Stag Convergence". Though it was only a fantasy of Amy's.
 * Raj sat in Sheldon's spot for much of the episode.

Critics

 * Jesse Schedeen for IGN - Without Sheldon, the Big Bang Theory probably wouldn't have been very successful. And that idea was sort of at the heart of this week's holiday-themed episode. Taking a little inspiration from It's a Wonderful Life, the rest of the gang wondered how their lives might have played out if Sheldon weren't around. Would they still big a tight-knit unit?...But again, what we were given was entertaining enough. It was amusing to see the course each character's life took without Sheldon as a guiding influence...This was a perfectly decent holiday episode to cap off 2013. It offered fun glimpses of a world without Sheldon Cooper (as well as one where Penny had the hots for Sheldon), and it gave Amy the happy ending she deserved.
 * Dhruv Rao of The DR Club gave the episode a B.