The Bad Fish Paradigm

"The Bad Fish Paradigm" is the first episode of the second season of The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on September 22, 2008.

Summary
Penny and Leonard return from their date with Penny asking him to take it slow. She confesses to Sheldon that it is because she thinks she isn't smart enough to keep his interest. The stress of keeping this secret forces get to Sheldon and gives away the secret. Unfortunately, Penny is not happy with Leonard’s suggested resolution.

Extended Plot
Leonard and Penny returned to The Building after their date and at the hallway he kissed her goodnight, but quickly relocated while still kissing her as he noticed a conveniently placed (installed by Howard) which was monitoring them. To avoid Howard's prying eye, Leonard suggested they go to Penny's apartment, but Penny took this as proceeding too fast and intends to slow things down. As Leonard comes into his apartment, Howard and Raj triy to hide the obvious fact of the two spying on them. Howard then stated that Leonard's date went terribly, Raj and Sheldon also agreed, but Leonard clearly denies it. Penny bumps into Sheldon in the Laundry room and asks him whether he will bore Leonard as she isn't a "Brainiac", she also mentioned she lied to Leonard about graduating from community college and wants Sheldon to keep it a secret, Sheldon is hesitant but agrees. Later, when Leonard and Sheldon bump into Penny, Leonard proceeds to ask her out, but Penny declines and gives him a flimsy excuse. Leonard now believes that the previous date did not go well because of him. Meanwhile, Sheldon gets increasingly nervous about the secret. Next, Sheldon meets Penny and desperately asks her to unbind him from the shackles of secrecy. Penny refuses and states that he has to find a way to keep it. As a result, Sheldon has decided and announced to Leonard that he is moving out. Since Sheldon doesn't have a permanent place to stay at the moment he decides to stay with Raj. After a dispute about Aishwarya Rai between Sheldon and Raj, Sheldon was brought to Howard's porch by Raj, and was left there for Howard to take care of. Because of Sheldon's annoying habits, Howard gave him a glass of milk and some but Sheldon still couldn't go to sleep, so Howard left him back at his apartment with Leonard. In his tipsy state, Sheldon spills the beans about Penny's secret to Leonard. Leonard is relieved to discover he is not the problem in his relationship with Penny. In the final scene, Leonard thinks he has found the solution, and comes to Penny with it. Leonard urges her to enroll at the Pasadena City College, but in his attempt he managed to dig his hole deeper and anger her. She was convinced that he couldn't date someone who didn't have a college degree.

Quotes
Howard: (To Sheldon) Just get in the bed!

Mrs. Wolowitz: WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU BOYS ROUGHHOUSING?!

Howard: Just talking, Ma!

Mrs. Wolowitz:IF YOU DON'T SETTLE DOWN, I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU HAVE ANYMORE SLEEPOVERS!

Howard: For god's sake Ma, I'm 27 years old! IT'S NOT EVEN A SCHOOL NIGHT!

Critics
"This isn’t a bad episode out of context. But as the season opener I think the producers have missed a big trick. I think they have learned the wrong lessons from season one and I hope they can refocus on the main story soon." - The TV Critic's Review

Trivia

 * This is the first episode in the series that Penny acknowledges that she is friends with Sheldon.
 * "Why don't we just figure out where we're going, and when we want to get there? And then rate of speed equals distance over time (r = d/t). Solve for r." Leonard was clearly flustered when he tried to use physics to solve a relationship problem. In his last statement, Leonard does not mean to isolate "r," but is suggesting to determine the distance and time in order to calculate the rate, provided his definition aforementioned.
 * Unusually, Sheldon does not seem to mind that at the start of the episode Raj is in 'his spot'.
 * are integral to the mating habits of, as Sheldon implies.
 * Sheldon's shirt folder is sold at Amazon.com.
 * This is the first episode that we see Sheldon attempt to make a joke. A research facility would have many  (ticks being the primary carrier of that disease), whereas Sheldon has many nervous (facial) tics.
 * An energy-based in conformational space folds rather readily and frequently, as does a ; like Sheldon trying to keep a secret.
 * Assuming Sheldon's slip about being denied clearance to a secret research facility is true, there's a secret government-funded military hidden beneath a fake agricultural station near here (12.5 miles southeast of ); in the Traverse City Forest Area.
 * Sheldon stopped breast feeding on a drizzly Tuesday. Sheldon is discovered to have an in this episode, and his first memory is stated by him to remember the weather on the day that his mother stopped breast feeding him.
 * A is a reasoning that no Truth can be proven, since any proof will ultimately fall into one of three unsatisfactory reasonings. In Sheldon's case: he's moving out, because he's moving out.
 * Howard's greeting of qu'est-ce que c'up? is a grammatically incorrect word-for-word translation of "What's up?" in French.
 * Several ways to annoy Sheldon are laid out in this episode, including:
 * Change the brightness/contrast settings of the television
 * Take a band-aid off in front of him
 * Buy generic ketchup
 * Forget to rinse the sink
 * Talk to him through the bathroom door
 * Adjust the thermostat
 * Cook with
 * Pronounce the 't' in 'often'
 * Make fun of
 * The does recommend having a pre-packed disaster evacuation bag (it's tip #12 of their top 30 tips), containing necessary supplies for three days. While  may not officially recommend one, she'd likely not be opposed since she spent a fair portion of her life trying to warn people that  was fast approaching.
 * Manushya yajna (homage to men) is one of the five central sacrifices/duties of the, and it does indeed include taking in needy guests to your home, as Sheldon leverages.
 * Raj is discovered to have an apartment in an old watch factory. Sheldon expresses concern about the residual to make their numerals glow in the dark, first alerting us to his obsession with health and cleanliness.
 * Watches indeed used to be painted with radium to make their numerals glow in the dark, but that practice has been abandoned, since radium is and has been found to be.
 * The song Raj is watching when Sheldon comments whether the actress is Aishwarya Rai, is actually filmed on in the movie "".
 * Sheldon doesn't seem to be as big a fan of Aishwarya Rai as Raj is. Sheldon prefers.
 * Sheldon's list of actresses, from most favorite to least:, , , ,.
 * Sheldon's list of favorite characters, from most favorite to least:, , , , , , , , etc.
 * does exist (and offers ) PCC.jpg
 * When Leonard first realizes that he may be the "bad fish" and Sheldon is getting flustered he says "Good day Leonard". Leonard says "What?" and Sheldon says "I said good day", which may be a reference to Fez's "catchphrase" from "".


 * This season premiere episode takes place immediately after the last episode of the previous season.
 * The only episode to be rated BBFC 15.
 * Penny eventually did take Leonard's advice and enrolled in Pasadena City College in the sixth season.

Video
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