The Love Spell Potential

"The Love Spell Potential" is the twenty-third episode of the sixth season of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. The episode will air on May 9, 2013.

Summary
Amy, Penny and Bernadette hop into a cab as Penny shouts “Vegas here we come!” Bernadette adds, “No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules!" Amy then asks if they are going to get drunk and have a six way with the Blue Man group. Penny says no so Amy concludes that there must be some rules. “Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules!” Bernadette corrects herself. Amy thanks her and then yells “Vegas!” herself. The guys are having an "anything can happen" night playing Dungeons and Dragons without their women. Penny has a new bikini, Bernadette has a sexy tube top and a can of pepper spray and Amy plans on throwing some of her old underwear on stage at the Garth Brooks concert.

Previously nothing happened when she threw her new underwear on stage. while the girls Sheldon has a new set of dice, Leonard has a new inhaler in case things get too exciting and Raj has a brand playing piece. The girls are chanting “Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!” while the guys are chanting “The dungeon of Mabusdahegro! The dungeon of Mabusdahegro! The dungeon of Mabusdahegro!”

Raj is “hanging with his bros” because Lucy is busy. Howard wonder how they talk to each other, and Raj says that sometimes they just stay on the phone for three minutes together and not say a word. Sheldon is not comfortable with Howard as dungeon master. Leonard tells him that change is good. Sheldon got to like Zachery Quinto as Spock taking over for Leonard Nimoy. Sheldon gets upset that Leonard uses that one time occurrence every time he talks to him about change. Howard starts his game narration doing a Nicholas Cage impression. Sheldon then tells Leonard that Howard is a much better master than he is. Raj says that he appreciates the warning, but they are brave warriors and nothing short of death will stop then. He gets a text from Lucy that she is free, so his character commits suicide and leaves for a date.

Raj, who is drinking, tells Lucy that he is glad they could hang out. Lucy tells Raj that she was so nervous she put roll on anti-perspirant all over her body though she may start perspiring through her head. Lucy is still trying to do more things that scare her like telling her hair dresser that she doesn't like bangs. Raj likes her bangs which she switched to now liking bit then makes a horrified face. Raj asks what else she is working and Lucy says that it is a tie between sending food back a restaurant and saying no to door-to-door magazine salesmen. She now has a two year subscription to Guns and Ammo.

The D&D game continues with Howard doing sound effects that Sheldon thinks are better than Leonard’s attempts. The door opens and with Penny announcing “Guess who?” Amy had been taken out of line by a TSA agent for a pat down which Amy thought got a little “handsy” and the agent got her nose broken by Amy’s elbow. Now she is on the national “no-fly” list and they might have been followed back by a drone. Amy says she is sorry and that she feels an idiot, but Penny tells her not to worry about it. “You lost money, you feel shame and you got groped.

That’s Vegas. You nailed it.” Amy says good night while Leonard suggests that they all join them, Sheldon asks him if he has a drug problem. Leonard replies that since Raj left they could use some new players. They've never plays D&D with girls before. Penny quips that no one ever has. Sheldon leaves it up to Howard, the dungeon master, who has Al Pacino telling them that the whole apartment is going to play.

Penny made up drinks which Sheldon objects to because they don’t have alcohol during their Dungeons and Dragons game since it impairs their judgment. Penny switched that she is serving a magic potion that makes her like him. Leonard asks for a double potion. While facing down a couple of ogres, Penny starting rolling the dice Vegas style. She kills the ogre and pleads that they are playing for money. Sheldon tells her that it’s even better since she is getting experience points. Penny then asks for more potion.

Having dinner together, Lucy says that her crab cakes taste a little funky. Raj pushes her to send back her crab cakes back. Raj calls over the waiter. This spooks her and she leaves to go to use the bathroom though she does the waiter that it is not because the crab cakes taste funky. Raj tells the waiter that she is just shy and that she climbed out of the bathroom window the first time they went out. Lucy is now crawling though the bathroom window and finds herself trapped in a fenced in area. Lucy calls Raj and tells him that she has a funny story.

Back in the apartment, everyone is exciting with the dice rolls like they are in Las Vegas. Amy rolls and then takes out the next ogre. She screams that this is better than Vegas and Penny says that it is not.

Raj finds Lucy trapped behind the fence while she says “Long time, no see.” Then she tells him that he pushed her too much making her send back her food. Raj wants her to tell him if he is doing too much. Lucy asks how can she tell him if she can’t tell her barber that her forehead is her best feature. Raj tells her that she likes her a lot. Lucy asks why and he says that the fact that she has more emotional problems than him make her very attractive he says that he thinks she is wonderful and they kiss through the chain linked fence. Lucy then admits that she is sweating through her head.

Howard describes the dragon falling into a volcano and then emerging to attack. Sheldon insists that Howard do another impression. Amy rolls her dice and then kills the dragon. Bernadette tells him what a great dungeon master he is. Howard tells Bernadette about their "after game" quest at home, Sheldon remarks to them to count him in. Amy explains that they mean sex, so he declines. Penny then suggest that since they won't be doing it anytime soon, Sheldon and Amy's game pieces should "do it" in the game, since they won't be doing it anytime soon together. Bernadette and Howard go ‘oooooooo” and Bernadette casts a love spell on Sheldon and Amy. Howard describes Amy as half-horse with four hairy breasts, while Sheldon looks like Sheldon because apparently she is into that.

Howard asks what Amy is going to do. She gets upset, leaves and goes onto Sheldon’s bedroom. Sheldon joins her in his bedroom since everyone else sent him in.. Amy explains to Sheldon him that their friends think that their relationship is a joke. Sheldon doesn't think that way and tells her a real joke. Amy asks Sheldon if they are ever going to have an intimate relationship. Sheldon replies he never thought about intimacy with anyone before he met Amy. Amy asks how he feels about it now. Sheldon does not rule it out. Amy quips that he is talking dirty to her.

He continues that he know it doesn't seem that way to her, but he feels that their relationship is very intimate. Amy says that she knows that, but part of her wants more. Sheldon asks “More?” and explains that after three years, they are now in bed together though just sitting on it with their feet on the floor. Amy has a little laugh and then suggests that they return to their friends. Sheldon tells her to wait and then gets some dice so that they can finish the spell that was put on their characters. He tells her that as their friends pillage the dragon corpse, he takes her to a secluded area and removes her armor. Then the kiss on the lips and Amy removes his armor. Sheldon then erotically caresses her nose and Amy tells him to keep rolling.

Leonard and Penny try to apologize to them and Amy sends them away. They hear Amy saying that Sheldon kisses my...fourteen. “Yes!!"


 * Title Reference: The title refers to the love spell put upon Sheldon and Amy's characters in their Dungeons and Dragons game.
 * Chuck Lorre's vanity card

Trivia

 * Both the guys and the girls have an "Anything Can Happen" night. On the original, Wednesday was "Anything Can Happen" Day. Wednesday was also "Anything Can Happen" Day on the 1989–1996 MMC revival.
 * This is the third time D&D is played in the series, the first being in The Wiggly Finger Catalyst and the second in The Santa Simulation.
 * Every time the guys played D&D, a different person was the Dungeon Master. This time, it's Howard.
 * Sheldon mentions to Amy that there is a possibilty that they might get intimate some day.

Quotes

 * Amy: Ah well. When we were going through security I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The TSA agent got a little handsy . I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
 * Bernadette: Long story short, she’s now on the no-fly list and we might have been follow here by a drone.
 * Amy: I’m sorry. I feel like such an idiot.
 * Penny: Oh, it’s not so bad. You lost money, you feel shame and you got groped by a stranger. That’s Vegas. You nailed it.


 * Sheldon: [Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy? [Knock..knock..knock] Amy?
 * Amy: What?
 * Sheldon: Never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
 * Amy: You don’t have to come in here and cheer me up.
 * Sheldon: Thank-you. Would you go and tell everyone else that because they think otherwise.
 * Amy: I’ll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
 * Sheldon: Well, I don’t think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” That’s a joke. It’s a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
 * Amy: Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
 * Sheldon: Oh my. That’s an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
 * Amy: And now?
 * Sheldon: And now what?
 * Amy: Do you have any interest now?
 * Sheldon: I’ve not ruled it out.
 * Amy: Wow, talk dirty to me.
 * Sheldon: I know it doesn’t seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
 * Amy: I guess I know that. It’s just a part of me wants more.
 * Sheldon: More? Just look at us. It’s only been three years. Here we are in bed together. [Sitting on it.]
 * Amy: [Amy laughs slightly.] Come on. Let’s go back out there.
 * Sheldon: No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn’t really be playing the game right if we didn’t see that through.
 * Amy: OK.
 * Sheldon: I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor. [Rolls dice] It comes off.
 * Amy: Oh?
 * Sheldon: What do you do?
 * Amy: I…kiss you on the lips?
 * Sheldon: I kiss you back on the…[Rolls dice]…lips as well. Your turn.
 * Amy: I remove your armor. What do you do?
 * Sheldon: I erotically caress your…[Rolls dice.]…nose.
 * Amy: Keep rolling!