Sheldon's Bar Women

Extended Plot
Howard is working in his ; the other guys come in and ask if he's ready for ; he tells them he's working on something first. Sheldon asks if he is working the drive system for the high-G rover. Instead Howard has built a gadget that adds mileage to his and makes it appear that he has been  since Bernadette wants him to  more. The last exercise he got was when she tried to put it on him and he ran away. Sheldon tells them that according to a study, even about exercise could have physical benefits. They don't know if he is thinking about it right now. Is he? No he is going to do it. Leonard admits that it wouldn't hurt if they all did get more exercise. Howard agrees, so he turns up his gadget to work harder.

Sitting in Sheldon's apartment, Leonard browses the various s available at the university:, , .... Sheldon comments that he had him a , but lost him at. Penny agrees that they should get more active, but wonders if getting into a sport is the right choice. Leonard twisted his ankle while playing. Barry Kripke is starting a club. Sheldon sees a certain elegant appeal to. It's indoors, no, no , no and no  that get pulled down or up. Ouch!. And they get to use the word "'" in a non- sense.

The girls are invited to the comic book store by Stuart. More are now interested in  and he want get more women into his. He has been stocking more female-oriented titles, he added a on the end of the  roll also added a 's area where they were sitting. For extra security, he has an to keep an  on them for their protection to keep the pervs away; however, this has the exact opposite effect, making him look like a perv. Penny looks uncomfortable and closes her and. Amy thinks that he should change some of his, like the woman in a on a. Stuart defends himself that she doesn't know her. Maybe she was jumping upon the too much.

In the university, the guys are flexing their. Raj feels like while Leonard has always wanted to be a. Kripke joins them and welcomes them to the fencing club, but explains that fencing is a serious sport and not Star Wars. Howard and Raj identify more with and . First they practice the "" using their leg. Sheldon doesn't think that he has a dominant leg and that they both are. Howard tells him to use the one he flushes the with. Then they practice their and. Sheldon wants to know when he can one of his s. The fencing term is. Sheldon replies that if he says that he is going to touch one of his friends, he'll get sent to again. Next they are paired up practicing the advance and retreat. When Kripke takes a, they go crazy until Kripke is done.

Amy suggests that he directly to females. Stuart then wants to put a sign in his that says: Women come in. Don't be. Penny then checks the reviews of his store. Stuart thinks the is just all negative. All of the women reviews are negative, but not about the store. Rather, all of the negative reviews are about Stuart himself. Among the reviews from females claims that Stuart at them without, he  and took it back before she could turn him down, and an even worse one said that she liked his  and he took it off and gave it to her.

Now their involves  forward all together. Raj thinks that they look like. When Sheldon with Leonard, he tells him to prepare for a vigorous touching. Raj and Howard fight with both wanting to be from The Princess Bride though Raj was supposed to be Puss 'n' Boots. Sheldon wants to learn how to someone so he can challenge them to a duel. Kripke then learns about the Shamy breakup and shows interest in Amy which upsets Sheldon. Leonard says that she is bound to at some point at that she deserves to be. Sheldon then slaps Leonard with his glove exclaiming, "How dare you!" Leonard suggest to Barry that it wouldn't be a good idea to ask Amy out. Sheldon then approaches Barry and challenges him to a duel over Amy three from now after Barry had been finished teaching him the sport. He forewarns him that if he is a good, that Sheldon will give him a thorough thrashing and will touch him all over.

Finally Stuart and the girls admit that the problem isn't the store, but Stuart himself. He gets nervous around women, though he doesn't nervous around his friend's girls. He uses the trick that he visualizes his as all ; however, this is yet another uncomfortable moment. Amy asks him if he knows how creepy that sounds. Stuart defends himself that it was a. Bernadette squeaks in asking if that is really true and Stuart replies that it isn't. Penny wants to know what went wrong with him. Stuart confesses that at this point in his, he thought he would be , or in a or had a  that didn't want to  himself. There was this. The longer he is alone, the more desperate he gets. Amy tries to explain to Stuart that she was alone for a long time and had to hide he insecurities after she met Penny and Bernadette. Stuart tells them that they all feel it, and yes he'll go out with her. Amy now identifies with his rabbit.

The guys have gone to a sports since are now s and Sheldon is having female problems. Not that kind. Howard urges him to forget about Amy and move on by starting to date. Sheldon thinks that that is ridiculous since both Penny and Bernadette are married and Raj's girlfriend with her and white  reminds him too much of a  which is one of his. Leonard asks him if he might try a woman who is not in a serious relationship with one of his friends. Sheldon notices a blond woman walk by and decides to ask her out. He is completely drunk after having three sips of beer; a lot even for Sheldon. He walks up to three women at a and tells the attractive  that he is recovering from a recent  and has been told that asking out another would make him feel better. As said to, "I choose you." The blonde doesn't understand Sheldon, so he asks the next woman who is the first woman's and married. The third woman looks like Emily, which reminds Sheldon of a clown, so he tells her to give her regards to.

Back at Leonard and Penny's, Penny compliments Stuart for taking Amy's, though he was on the cam. Amy finds it hard turning some guy down. Bernadette replies that some you just have to keep turning down. Penny adds that sometimes you end up marrying them. Amy then receives a invitation from Barry Kripke. Penny and Bernadette are shocked that Amy has had two date invitations in one day! Amy thinks that it is happening so fast. Bernadette says that maybe she should move on to someone who is not like Sheldon. Not a ? Not a weirdo. Is she attracted to him? Penny tells her to imagine him naked. She doesn't have to imagine, because Kripke sent her a of himself naked. Ewww.

Coming up the stairs, Sheldon complains of ing funny and tasting. He has been for once. Sheldon also wonders how many licks it would get to the center of him. (Like a ). They run into Bernadette and Amy coming down the. Leonard and Bernadette leave so they can talk. After saying that they are well, Sheldon mentions that he took up fencing. Sheldon continues that Barry Kripke was his instructor and that he was interested in taking her out. Amy replies that he did and she turned him down. Sheldon found that interesting since he also asks two ladies out and they both turned him down. Amy was surprised and said that she didn't know that he was interested in dating. His friends had told him that is was a good way to move on. Visibly shaken, Amy replies "Oh, Okay." She then tells Sheldon it was good to see him and he looks good; Sheldon quips "I taste good too" and walks up the stairs. Amy remains standing in the hallway looking hurt and upset.

Finally, Bernadette is checking her and wonders how Howard could run 174 miles in one day. Howard is caught the deer in headlights while finishing the batter spoon.