Talk:The Guitarist Amplification/@comment-198.53.115.131-20131230003130


 * Raj: It's like my girl Beyoncé says: "If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it."
 * Howard: Oh, come on, at the very least when she found out Leonard was upset about it, she should've backed off.
 * Raj: You mean like when a guy is upset because his friend agreed to go to cooking class with him and then doesn't show up because he was doing a juice fast with his mother?
 * Howard: I didn't know you were upset about that.
 * Raj: Really? Did you miss all the subtle syndicators like me saying, "Howard, I am upset!"?
 * Howard: OKAY! Sorry.
 * Raj: Maybe it must mean something different in this country, but back in India, it means you are upset with a guy named Howard!
 * Howard: OKAY! I SAID UM... sorry.
 * Raj: Sorry doesn't make it up to the fact that I had to make Chicken and Rice with this vegan guy, You know what vegan chicken with rice is? RICE!
 * Howard: NAH, WELL DID YOU THINK I WAS HAVING FUN SITTING AROUND ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO MY MOTHER SAYING TO ME (imitating Mrs. Wolowitz) "HAVE YOU EVER PEED SO MUCH IN YO LIFE?!"?!
 * Raj: OH..., MY... GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A MAMA'S BOY!
 * Howard: HEY, DON'T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * Raj: YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * Sheldon: STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!
 * (imitating mother) Damn it George; I told you if you didn't quit drinking, I'd leave you!
 * (imitating father) Well I guess that makes you a liar 'cause I'm drunk as hell and you're still here!
 * (imitating mother) Stop yelling! You're making Sheldon cry!
 * (imitating father) I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon!
 * Howard: Well what got him so upset?
 * Raj: Oh sure, you can tell when Sheldon's upset.
 * Raj: Oh sure, you can tell when Sheldon's upset.