The Killer Robot Instability

"The Killer Robot Instability" is the twelfth episode of the second season of the   The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on January 12, 2009.

Summary
When the guys have an entry into the killer robot contest, Howard makes the mistake of pushing Penny one too many times and he is subjected to her wrath.

Extended Plot
The gang of geeks has built a killer to enter into the Southern  Robot Fighting League Round-Robin Invitational named MONTE, aka. Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization & Termination Eradicator. Their entry, mainly designed by engineer Howard, has a razor-sharp circular saw, one grinding and flipping wheel, steel armor-plated  top and bottom and a 110  that can go from zero to "holy crap" in 4.8 seconds. The is MONTE’s first victim (Die toaster, die!).

Next, as Penny is coming up the stairs talking on her phone, MONTE crashes through their door into the hallway causing Penny to run away screaming. The guys are cleaning up their killer robot as Penny comes in and tells them that their thing tried to kill her. Sheldon denies this fact and insists that if that was MONTE’s intent, she would be dead now. The robot fighting competition is explained to Penny as Howard invites her to the post-competition dance. He casually remarks that the guys would love to see a girl there. Penny wonders how it could be a dance since she'd be the only girl there. Howard describes her as the only “doable” girl to which Penny calls him a pig. Leonard tells Howard to back off, while he explains that Penny and Howard are continuing their dancing around each other. He says that, as “delicious as the might be, at some point we will HAVE to succumb and eat the  while it's still hot!" Penny gets madder as she calls him “pathetic and creepy”. Howard is shocked that she is not flirting with him as she explodes with “No woman is ever going to  with you! You're just going to grow old and die alone!" Howard then leaves to go "live his creepy and pathetic life." Penny actions shock even Sheldon as Raj thinks that Penny would make a good entry as a killer robot herself. A depressed Howard stays at home in his bed. Leonard calls him and hears Howard fighting with his mother about not going to school. His engineering expertise is very missed because their fellow colleague Kripke challenges them to fight his robot, the Kwipke Kwippler, in a grudge match at the university. Sheldon engages him in that as usual is too convoluted to make any impact. Leonard wants to decline because Howard is absent because he is pathetic, creepy, and can't get girls. Kripke refuses that excuse, as EVERYBODY there is pathetic, creepy, and can't get girls. Leonard tries to get Penny to apologize to Howard. Howard has been in bed for two days, he tells her. Leonard reminds the that she has an overexposed-to- thing going on. Penny doesn’t get the / reference so then Leonard invokes the favor she promised after Leonard and Sheldon tried to get Penny’s back from her ex-boyfriend in the show’s pilot episode. First she pleads with him not to ask for that, but then Leonard reminds her emphatically that they came back without their pants. She reluctantly agrees to go talk to Howard the next day.

At Howard’s house, Penny is announced by his mother. Howard doesn't want to see her though she slips passed his mother. Choosing her words carefully, she tells Howard that she has been informed that he does have feelings, that she hurt them and apologizes for that. Howard stands up to her and tells Penny that she did not traumatize so Penny says goodbye and leaves. In the hallway, she hears Howard breaking down and then hating herself returns to comfort him.

At the university the Kwipke Kwippler is warming up for its match by destroying a. Leonard and Raj want to forfeit the match, however Sheldon refuses to quit since they have been running away from bullies all their lives. Sheldon wants to get MONTE ready; however he doesn't know how to open the tool box. Penny is cuddling with Howard who is telling her about every girl he had a crush on including Marcy Grossman who had the hottest overbite, once the braces came off. In a talent show he sang a song to her, “” using her name in the lyrics. Afterwards, she approached him and spit in his hair. Penny stops him and wonders if he tries too hard. She tells him that his smart, funny, and has a cool job. Penny admits that underneath all his swagger, that he really is a nice guy. Howard asks her if she really thinks that and Penny confirms it. Then Howard goes in for a kiss and ends up with Penny’s fist instead.

In the lab, Leonard is impressed with Kripke's robot. His spinning blade is rotating at 3400 rpm. Sheldon has the controls and wants to have revenge against all those bullies until their opponent lights up his. Sheldon finally loses his nerve and MONTE leaves the lab and is chased down the hallway by Kripke and his killer robot. Back at the apartment, MONTE is a hopeless burnt wreck which Sheldon takes full responsibility for. Howard arrives with a bruised and bandaged face. Penny explains that he slipped and fell in the bathtub and that Howard now knows "what bathtubs are capable of doing when you don't treat them with respect." ("Yeah. They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed.") Howard first sarcastically says that he can fix it with duct tape and then adds that he has seen that have returned from space and crashed into the earth in better shape. Sheldon again apologizes and that they will bury MONTE in the morning. Penny remarks that he is getting a little carried away since it was just a toy robot. Sheldon cries "Just a t-toy robot?" as he runs off to his room. Penny has done it again and leaves to console him. Howard is not all that unhappy since he feels that he is halfway to pity sex.

Critics

 * "A passable episode. Both plots feel very predictable and there isn't enough comedy to compensate." - The TV Critic's Review
 * IMDb user reviews

Trivia

 * Raj says, "Excuse me, but how are we going to make any modifications without Wolowitz?... But, Sheldon, we don’t have a chance. The only improvement you were able to make on the robot was to put fresh batteries in the ." This is inconsistent. At eight years old, Sheldon converted Missy's to some kind of high-powered, needed to fire    for homemade . He was trying to build an armed robot to keep Missy out of his room ("The Porkchop Indeterminacy"). When he was twelve, he built his own  ("The White Asparagus Triangulation"). One summer when he was thirteen, Sheldon built a small  in the shed and a sonic  in his room ("The Luminous Fish Effect"). Likewise, when Leonard was ten years old, he built two  arms ("The Maternal Capacitance"). Beyond tech support ("The Peanut Reaction", "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"), all four of the guys show diverse technical skills ("The Big Bran Hypothesis", "The Work Song Nanocluster", "The Classified Materials Turbulence"). Yet, they have no clue how to fix an  ("The Euclid Alternative", "The Zarnecki Incursion"), and sometimes mishaps occur when Sheldon builds "a geegaw or a thingamabob" ("The Luminous Fish Effect", "The White Asparagus Triangulation").
 * The the guys build is called MONTE, an acronym for Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.
 * This episode basically ends Howard's delusion that he will get together with Penny someday.

Quotes
Mrs Wolowitz: HOWARD, THE PHONE IS RINGING!

Howard: HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA, MA. ANSWER IT!

Mrs. Wolowitz: Hello. Alright, Hold on, One minute, IT'S YOUR FRIEND, LEONARD! HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT AT SCHOOL, TODAY!

Howard: I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, MA, I WORK AT A UNIVERSITY!

Mrs. Wolowitz: THAT'S A SCHOOL, NOW, PICK UP THE PHONE!

Howard: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO ANYBODY!

Mrs. Wolowitz: SHOULD I ASK LEONARD TO BRING OVER YOUR HOMEWORK?!

Howard: I DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK, I'M A GROWN MAN WITH A MASTER'S DEGREE IN ENGINEERING!

Mrs. Wolowitz: EXCUSE ME, MR. FANCY PANTS, WANT ME TO GET YOU A POPSICLE?!

Howard: CHERRY, PLEASE!

Mrs. Wolowitz: I ATE ALL THE CHERRY! ALL THAT'S LEFT IS GREEN!

Howard: YOU MAKE ME WANNA KILL MYSELF!

Mrs. Wolowitz: SHE RAN PAST ME! WAS I SUPPOSED TO TACKLE HER?!

Leonard: Forget the robot. What happened to you?

Penny: He slipped and fell.

Howard: Yes, I slipped and fell. In the bathroom. Bounced right off the tub.

Penny: Yes, now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing when you don’t treat them with respect.

Howard: Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango. The carnal repartee, the erotic to and 'fro. But as delicious as the appetizer might be, at some point we will HAVE to succumb and eat the entree while it's still (demonstrates a sizzle) hot!

Penny: Normally, I can just ignore you. I get it, you're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon...

Sheldon: EXCUSE ME, Penny. But in this room, you're the one who's a little peculiar.

Penny: You may be right. But back to you. I know you think you're just some smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you are just pathetic and creepy.

Howard: So...what are you saying?

Penny: I am saying it is not a compliment to call me do-able. It is not sexy to stare at my ass and say 'Oooh, it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.' And most of all, we are NOT dancing a tango, we're NOT to-ing and fro-ing, nothing's going to happen between us! EVER!

Howard: Wait a minute. This isn't flirting, you're serious.

Penny: Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you?!? I am not flirting with you. No woman is ever going to flirt with you! You're just going to grow old and die alone!

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