Talk:Chuck Lorre/@comment-73.132.123.197-20150411154607

Recently, I emailed Verizon in an ... unsuccessful .... attempt to get my old phone number transferred over to my new phone company. When they couldn't help me, I emailed their tech guys back with a response inspired by dialog I had heard on the Big Bang Theory and Star Trek. I included the names of real physicists who had appearred on your show.

Thought you (the producers and writers of the Big Bang Theory) might get a laugh out of it.

Here it is as follows:

"Dear Verizon and Comcast :

As I understand it, I cannot get my old Verizon phone number transferred to my new Comcast system, because it had something to do with the Verizon co-axial framistan being out of phase-variance with the Comcast quantum resonators. Therefore, the Hawking plasma conduits could not match the frequency of the tachyon pulses in the Jeffries Tube thereby preventing the omicron phinisters and the delta mark-III phase-discriminators from aligning properly with the Heisenberg compensators in sequence with the gamma-burst emitters and the neutron inertial-dampers, and as a consequence, not allowing their synchronization  with the deGrasse-Tyson anti-matter inducers in the Wozniak positronic network  matrix  .

Simple, really, once you think about it. "

That's it, Big Bang people. Hope you got laugh out of it .... and Yes, I did email that to Verizon tech support ... AND, I received a reply.

Great show. Bye.

Rick