The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

"The Spoiler Alert Segmentation" is the fifteenth episode of the sixth season of the  The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on Thursday, February 7, 2013.

Summary
Both Leonard and Amy are considering moving in with their better halves after Leonard has a fight with Sheldon.

Extended Plot
As Leonard is reading the sixth  book, Sheldon spoils it for him by telling him that  dies. Leonard comments that if he had told Sheldon about the huge spoiler, Sheldon would have complained about it for weeks. Sheldon asks if Leonard is going to have a hissy fit, which he attributes to the estrogen levels in the soy milk that he drinks due to his. Leonard retorts that Sheldon is annoying, controlling and that he is doubting his current living situation. Blithely, Sheldon interrupts Leonard. In return, Leonard then repeats that Sheldon is the most annoying person he knows. Leonard walks away, declaring not to endure any more, while Sheldon quotes the Roommate Agreement. Leonard disposes of the Agreement contract. Nonetheless, Sheldon cites section 25, paragraph 5 and that, like the, it cannot touch the ground. As Leonard leaves the apartment, Sheldon tells him that Dobby the Elf dies in the seventh Harry Potter book. At Howard and Bernadette's apartment, Raj delivers Howard's suitcase that he had borrowed two years ago. The Wolowitzes are off to a conference in  with some of Bernadette's colleagues as a bonus. Bernadette gives the reason for this trip: a new dandruff shampoo had that caused anal leakage is to be relabeled as a cure for, saving the company money. Howard asks Raj to look in on his mother because she has been depressed since her dentist boyfriend dumped her. First, Raj complains that he is single and that Saturday is his party night. Howard scoffs at him and Raj agrees to the errand.

While at Penny's apartment, Penny listens to Leonard's claims that Sheldon is the most egotistical and insufferable person he has met. Penny quips that they make a cute couple like. Leonard then announces that he can't live with him for another minute, and that he wants to move in with Penny. Penny is nervous, and an oblivious Leonard goes to make plans to move in. Raj is finishing dinner with Mrs. Wolowitz and she asks him if he wants any dessert. Raj declines. She then declares that she is lonely and has nothing to live for. Raj tells her that he can stay for dessert, to which she replies that she will make him a chocolate cheesecake.

Sheldon is loading a box of Leonard's collectibles with Amy when she proposes that she move in with Sheldon, using her knowledge of his quirks and foibles to polish her chances; she concludes that she is ideal, and makes plans to move in, much like Leonard has done with Penny. Terrified, Sheldon appeals to Leonard and Penny, imploring for Leonard to return and that changes will be made to the Roommate Agreement. While Penny concedes with Sheldon's concerns due to her own feelings, Leonard is unfazed by Sheldon's entreaties and ignores him. Howard checks on Raj and finds Raj in Howard's old bed wearing his silk pajamas. Mrs. Wolowitz calls him for breakfast, while Howard warns him that his mother will imprison him. Raj is doubtful until he discovers that his clothes have been hidden. Sheldon confronts Penny; Penny is unaware of her misdeed. Sheldon replies that the situation is untenable because of her and Leonard. Penny concurs with him, and that the truth is that she is hesitant to have Leonard living with her, but does not want to break his heart because she loves him. The two finally conclude that each of them is going to have to tell their significant other the truth. In Las Vegas, Howard and Bernadette are putting on ice packs due to a misbegotten sexual stunt, when Raj sends Howard an urgent video chat for help. Howard tells him that he wanted a woman in his life and now he has one. Bernadette asks if they should go and rescue him, and Howard replies that they will just have to see him at his.

In apartment 4A, Amy is serving Chinese food exactly how Sheldon likes it. Sheldon asks Amy whether them living together will take the mystery out of their relationship; Amy denies it. She then shows him a script for their answerphone message. Sheldon, however, says that the situation cannot happen. Stricken, Amy angrily inquires why she cannot live with him. Sheldon pins this problem on Penny, since she is unsure about Leonard's plans. Amy runs over to Penny's to confront her. As the standoff takes place, Penny explains to Leonard that she is not ready to live with him. Amy is upset with Sheldon's deception, and she and Penny retire to Penny's apartment, leaving Leonard and Sheldon to return to their own apartment and watch some of . Sheldon lets a spoiler slip, though he hastily assures Leonard that it is ambiguous.

In the final tag, Raj is seen still trapped in Mrs. Wolowitz's house and unsuccessfully tries to escape.

Critics

 * Oliver Sava of  gave the episode a A++.
 * Jesse Schedeen of  gave the episode a "Great" rating of 8.5/10..
 * Dhruv Rao of The DR Club gave the episode a A++.
 * IMDb user reviews

Trivia

 * Second time a glimpse of Howard's mother is seen. The first was an overhead shot of her in a pink outfit in "The Countdown Reflection". Here, one can observe she has long, dark.
 * Second episode where characters go to Las Vegas; the first was "The Vegas Renormalization".
 * Both Sheldon and Penny tell Leonard what happens in the Harry Potter books that he hasn't yet read. It is unknown why Leonard, an avid fan of the fantasy arts, has never read or watched any of the books or films of one of the biggest franchises in the history of the fantasy genre, or even stumble upon any of the details from one of his friends up until now.
 * Penny admits she loves Leonard for the first time without doing it accidentally.
 * Amy claims the Relationship Agreement is ridiculous even though she found it quite romantic when Sheldon first showed it to her in "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition".
 * Amy knows how Sheldon thinks and presents him with an ironclad argument on why she should move in and why she would be his perfect roommate.
 * Penny denies that Leonard asked whether she was ready for them to move in together, though Leonard did ask her if there was any reason that they shouldn't.
 * Neither Leonard nor Amy would really have enough room to move into Penny's small apartment. Leonard and Penny would have to find a bigger place if they really did move in together.
 * Penny likens Sheldon and Leonard's relationship to the Muppets, and then calls Leonard Ernie when she was trying to get him back together with Sheldon. Previously in "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary" (S3E05) she mentioned that as a little girl she wanted to marry Ernie.  This coincidence may be a subtle hint as to her intentions toward Leonard.
 * Amy never looks happier or smiled as much than when sitting in "their" apartment with Sheldon and discussing moving in with her boyfriend.
 * Its unknown how Raj managed to get out of Howard's mother's house.
 * A spoiler alert warns someone of an element of a disseminated summary or description of any piece of fiction that reveals any plot elements which threaten to give away important details concerning the turn of events of a dramatic episode.

Quotes

 * Leonard: I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.
 * Penny: Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple. Like Bert and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
 * Leonard: Well, I’ve had it. I am done. I can’t, I can’t live with him for one more minute.
 * Penny: Wow. Where are you going to go?
 * Leonard: I was thinking here with you.
 * Penny: Oh.
 * Leonard: That a problem?
 * Penny: No, not at all. No, it’s, it’s great. It’s terrific. I, you know, I just can’t help feel bad about Sheldon. I mean, how’s he going to get by without you? Ernie.


 * Amy: So, what’s your plan moving forward?
 * Sheldon: I suppose I’ll have to find and cultivate a new roommate. What a task that will be. Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?
 * Amy: No.
 * Sheldon: It took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule. He would go whenever the mood struck him.
 * Amy: Like a dog boy.
 * Sheldon: Exactly.
 * Amy: What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist and already familiar and comfortable with your ways?
 * Sheldon: That would be ideal. If a person like that existed I would sign on no further questions asked.
 * Amy: Great! Here I am!
 * Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?
 * Amy: Me. Aren’t I your perfect roommate?
 * Sheldon: Um.
 * Amy: Think about it, Sheldon. I’m not a stranger. We’re intellectually compatible. I’m willing to chauffeur you around town. And your personality quirks which others find abhorrent or rave inducing I find cute as a button. What do you think?
 * Sheldon: Um.
 * Amy: Tell me one reason that this isn't a fantastic idea.
 * Sheldon: Um.
 * Amy: See, you can’t. I’m going to see if Leonard’s room is big enough for my water bed.
 * Sheldon: Um.


 * Sheldon: You can’t live here.
 * Amy: What? Why? Is it the message? I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.
 * Sheldon: It’s not the message.
 * Amy: What is it then? I did everything just the way you like it.
 * Sheldon: You did.
 * Amy: THEN WHAT THE HELL, SHELDON!?!? We have been going out for over two years and I have been nothing but patient with you. I watch your dopey space movies. I signed your ridiculous contract. I even stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look too slippery. I am the best girlfriend you’re ever going to have. Just give me one good reason why I can’t live here.
 * Sheldon: It’s Penny’s fault.
 * Amy: What?
 * Sheldon: She doesn't want to live with Leonard so he has to live here again. She’s the snake in our garden. She’s the reason we can’t be happy.


 * Penny: Hey, Ames.
 * Amy: Yeah. Hey, Ames, nothing. I was all set to move in with Sheldon, and now I hear I can’t ’cause you don’t want to live with Leonard.
 * Leonard: (off) What?
 * Penny: Sheldon, what did you say?
 * Sheldon: I said the truth. You don’t want to live with Leonard, and you know it.
 * Leonard: Since when don’t you want to live with me?
 * Penny: Oh, don’t get all huffy. You’re the one who decided to move in without even asking me if I was ready.
 * Sheldon: Yeah, I think we should talk about that.
 * Penny: And since you love the truth so much, why don’t you tell Amy you don’t want to live with her instead of blaming it on me?
 * Sheldon: I thought we were talking about the other thing.
 * Amy: You’re a coward.
 * Sheldon: Well, the evidence does support that.
 * Penny: Come on, Amy, let’s go drink wine and talk about what jerks our boyfriends are.
 * Amy: You know what would show them? I should move in here with you.
 * Penny: Um…


 * Leonard: You know what? Screw you, Sheldon. You are the most annoying person I have ever met.
 * Sheldon: What? I’m annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time. "Sheldon, don’t talk about your bowel movements over breakfast". "Sheldon, when the president of the university is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don’t yawn and point at your watch". "Sheldon, don’t throw away my shirts ’cause you think they’re ugly". You’re impossible.
 * Leonard: That’s it. I don’t, I don’t have to put up with this.
 * Sheldon: Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do.
 * Leonard: Aw. Here’s what I think of your roommate agreement. (throws the roommate agreement in the garbage can)
 * Sheldon: (gasps) You pick that up right now.
 * Leonard: No.
 * Sheldon: Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5, the roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground.
 * Leonard: I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything you say because I don’t think I want to live here anymore.
 * Sheldon: Where are you going?
 * Leonard: To live with Penny and not you, you crazy bastard.
 * Sheldon: Crazy bastard?
 * Leonard: Yes.