The Closet Reconfiguration

"The Closet Reconfiguration" is the ninteenth episode of the sixth season of The Big Bang Theory. The episode aired March 14, 2013

Summary
While cleaning out Howard and Bernadette's, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's father who left him when he was a little boy. Howard doesn't want to know what the letter contains, however the rest of the gang gets Sheldon to tell.

Extended Plot
Bernadette joins Howard in their bedroom and asks what he is doing. Howard replies that she had told him to clean up, so he was cleaning up as he throws more things onto the giant junk pile in their bedroom closet. The rest of the gang is coming over for dinner and she worries that someone will look in their closet which Howard assures her will not happen. They could open that door looking for the bathroom, Bernadette muses. Howard does agree that with all the stuff in the closet, there could be a toilet in the closet that they don't know about. Bernadette states that after tonight they have to go through the closet and straighten it out. Howard suggests that they show the closet to Sheldon due to his obsession with organizing things. Even his label make has a label on it, as does that label. Bernadette doesn't feel that you can ask Sheldon to straighten out their closet. One doesn't have to ask him according to Howard, just seeing the mess will set off the globins in his head and he'll do it.

Raj is already drinking their wine, while Sheldon, Amy, Penny and Leonard arrive. Penny smells something good cooking. Since Sheldon ate Thai food that night, Bernadette went to the Thai market and made his usual meal from scratch. Sheldon tells her that she shouldn't have. Bernadette says that is was her pleasure. Sheldon repeats that she shouldn't have because they stopped and he bought his own take-out. Bernadette explains that she has been cooking all day. Sheldon innocently says, "Well now don't you feel silly." She then snaps to her husband to show Sheldon the closet.

During dinner Raj compliments Bernadette on the spring rolls, which came from Sheldon's take-out food. He counters that he would not have known how good they tasted if he had not eaten her food first, thus insulting Bernadette's cooking. Sheldon comes in and asks if Howard wants his clothes arranged by color or seasonally. Howard tells him that by color is fine. Sheldon contradicts him and tells him that they will be arranged seasonally. Penny asks Sheldon whether he was going to spend any time with Amy. Amy doesn't mind since he spent an hour in the optimizing the cheese aisle. Afterwards the assistant store manager chased him out of the store waving a. Amy says that his quirks just make you love him more. Then she wonders why no one agreed with her. Penny did nod her head in agreement.

Leonard comes into the clean closet and tells him that it's time to go. Sheldon begs for five more minutes. Leonard replies that he said that five minutes ago and that Amy and Penny were already in the car. Sheldon complains that he never gets to do anything he wants to do. Howard offers to take him home since he really wants to finish. "Please, Leonard. he says it's O.K.", Sheldon again pleaded. At first Leonard says that he doesn't have to, and then leaves when he realizes he doesn't have to take Sheldon home. Sheldon has a few items he wants to go over with Howard. He found three that don't have seven mates, however they are just for. Bernadette comes in and tells him how beautiful it looks and that he found the juggling pins that she hates. Sheldon also found a letter from Howard's Dad (who left him when a little child) dated on his 18th birthday that Howard never opened. Sheldon opened it to determine if it was memoriablia or personal correspondence. Howard is upset that he had opened it. Bernadette asks if he wants to read it and Howard tells them that he could care less and if he wanted to read it he would have years ago. Then he tells Sheldon that he'll drive him home. Sheldon still has a box of shirt buttons to sort that he'll do in the car on the way home. Sheldon also tells Bernadette that she had a great party.

Penny and Leonard are walking up the stairs and he remarks how grownup Howard has become. He is now happily married and throwing dinner parties in his apartment. Penny agrees that it was a nice change of pace not eating takeout around a coffee table. Leonard suggests that they could throw a formal dinner party and have everyone get dressed up. Penny agrees as long as he doesn't mean costumes. Leonard agrees and then says "Although.." Penny snaps back "No!"

Howard can't sleep thinking about the letter and is sitting in their kitchen. Bernadette comes in worried and tells him he should not have had the just before bed. She knows the little cups make him feels big, however its not worth it. Howard agrees that he is curious about the contents since he hasn't seen him since he was small. Bernadette suggests that he reads it since he might apologize or explain why he left. Howard insists that he abandoned him and his mother. He doesn't deserve a chance to explain. Howard then turns on the stove, lights the letter and throws it in the sink saying that he should have done it a long time ago. Afterwards, Howard does feel better until the goes off. Neither of them are tall enough to reach it so Bernadette is seen giving Howard a boost.

At Penny's apartment the girls are having wine, while Penny can't believe that he burned the letter. Bernadette explains that he already had a tough day since he accidentally worn her pants to work and they were bigger on him than her. Amy is curious about what was in it. They could ask Sheldon since he read it. Bernadette doesn't want to ask since she doesn't want in invade her husband's privacy. Penny says that she could ask Sheldon while Bernadette was in the room. She quickly said, "That works." and they all left the apartment to find Sheldon.

Down in the Laundry room Sheldon is using rubber gloves to clean out the dryer lint container. He compares it to cleaning out the entire building's. The girls enter and Sheldon greets them asking what he can do for them. Amy tells him that he has something that they want. Sheldon reminisces that that his mother told him that this is what happens to pretty boys in the big city. Penny calms he and says that all they want is some information. Sheldon has that in spades and tells them to ravage him. Penny then asks what Howard's letter said. Sheldon doesn't feel like he can tell them since he is bound by closet organizer-organizee ity. Amy denies that that is a real rule. Sheldon counters that neither is holding your girlfriend's hand at the movies which doesn't stop Amy from pawing him like a bear in a trashcan full of sweets. Sheldon says that just because he knows what it says, he cannot go around disseminating the information freely because control of he information belongs to Howard. Penny says that the letter was found in Bernadette's closet and doesn't that count for something. Sheldon then asks, "Are you pointing out that California is a state and since Howard and Bernadette are married the  contained in that letter is jointly owned by the two spouses?" Penny looks confused and then agrees. Sheldon thinks she played her hand well. Sometimes Sheldon doesn't give Penny enough credit.

Leonard and Raj are sitting in the living room where he tells Leonard thata he was right coming to him as the. Sheldon reminds him that he just invited him to dinner. Raj wants to make sure that Leonard's dinner party kicks Howard's dinner party's ass. Leonard disagrees. Raj suggests a wild theme and Leonard tells him that he needs a testosterone patch. Leonard wants to keep it simple, cocktails, and  music. Raj thinks that he's got his theme from some Mad Men rerun. Sheldon walks in and Leonard asks where he had been. Patting his laundry, Sheldon tells him that if he was prone to sarcasm, he would say that he just pulled off a major heist at the museum of laundry baskets. Leonard quietly counts to ten. He then further explained that Sheldon had been gone a long time. Sheldon then described how the girls made him reveal confidential information about Howard's father. Leonard asked what information. Sheldon again claims closet organizer-organizee confidentiality. Raj pipes up that they won't tell anyone. Sheldon retorts that  badgering him won't help. They should have said that it's pointless to keep it a secret because Penny will tell them anyway. Leonard tell him he'll go with that. Sheldon then agrees to talk and remarks that everyone is on their game today though he is always is the one who told them under what conditions he would talk.

With everybody dressed up in the kitchen, everybody says how much fun it is, how great the food and the company is. Sheldon then complains that his shirt is itchy and he wishes he were dead. Leonard asks everyone to not bring up the subject of Howard's letter. Howard and Bernadette are climbing the stairs that Howard says are ridiculous. Bernadette adds that he should try it in heels which he shows her that he is wearing heels. Bernadette quickly tells him that she know what is in his father's letter which sends Howard into the apartment telling Sheldon that he is going to kill him. Sheldon then grabs Amy and put her between them. Bernadette admits that they made him tell them. "Who else knows?" asks Howard as everybody but Raj puts up his or her hand. Raj scolds them until he is forced to admit that he knows too. Raj just wanted to leave him one friend. Howard then asks if everyone knows but him and asks Bernadette how she could do this to him. Bernadette apologizes, though Howard still says that he doesn't want to know. He then admits that he would like to, but that he has to go and he leaves. Amy is pissed that Sheldon used her as a. Sheldon said that he panicked since he looked taller than usual.

Bernadette finds Howard in their newly arranged closet looking at pictures of him and his Dad. Both of them apologize to each other for digging into his past and running away from her. As angry as he is about Sheldon telling everyone, he really appreciates the job he did on their closet. Bernadette asks if he can take a break because she has a surprise for him. Howard tells Bernadette that he is in no mood to have sex that night. He says that he'll lay there if he has to and then finds everybody in their living room. Leonard explains that when he left they didn't know whether he wanted to know or not, so they have a cool solution. Sheldon explains it using various. Penny defends it more like the elephant in the room. Sheldon continues that if each person present him with an account of the letter with only one being true, he will forever be in a state of ambivalence. Penny then adds that if it isn't epistemic, they might as well not do it. Bernadette has Howard sit down. Raj describes a birthday card that said "Happy eighteenth birthday. I love you. Dad." Sheldon says that the envelope contained a map to the lost treasure of the pirate One-eyed Willy. Howard points out that that is the plot from The Goonies. Amy turns to Sheldon and says "Told you." Amy says that his father was secretly in the auditorium at his and he cried because he was so proud of him. Howard asked "Really?" Sheldon says that her story is poppycock and that it could still be the map. Amy looks quite disappointed. Penny tells him that the letter explained that your Dad wasn't who he said he was and that his previous life caught up with him and the only way he could keep him and his mom safe was to leave. Sheldon then changes his story that the pirates name was Peg Leg Antoine. Leonard describes how he thought the family was the most important thing and that he should not throw it away like he did. Bernadette finishes with describing a picture of his father holding Howard on the day he was born and on the back was written: Howard my son, my greatest gift. Howard is very touched. Sheldon wants to know which one he thinks it is, "matey". Howard again says that he doesn't want to know, but he does want them all to be true. Leonard says that one of them is true and Howard thinks that that is cool and he thanks them. Penny says that it is still early and there is a party waiting for them back in the apartment. Sheldon then admits to have read some saucy passages from Bernadette's. Sheldon assures her that her secrets are safe with him though allow him to quote tidbits in a review.

As all are having a good time at the apartment, Howard and Bernadette are dancing. Howard is feeling better, but if he had known they were going to dance, he would have worn his flats. Penny says that it turned out pretty well and Leonard agreed. Raj also agrees though something is bothering him. Amy suggests that if he lets her pierce his brain with a hot needle in the right place, he would be happy all the time. Sheldon enters with questions from cleaning out Penny's closet. He finds a dead that Penny had forgotten about. He also asks if she had a dog because he found a battery operated "chew toy" (her ). Embarrassed, Penny jumps up, says that the party is over and pushed Sheldon out of the apartment.

Trivia

 * The girls dress up for Penny's dinner party.
 * Sheldon demonstrates his skill at organizing closets. He made reference to such in "The Big Bran Hypothesis".
 * Sheldon says that he won't disclose secrets, but then gives them the circumstances in which he will reveal the information. In "The Codpiece Topology", he was more reticent to divulge a friend's secret, but still struggled.
 * This is the first episode in which only the main characters of the show appear in and no extra actors are used.

Quotes

 * Howard: What are you guys doing here?
 * Leonard: When you left you weren’t sure whether or not you wanted to know what was in your Dad’s letter so we came up with kind of a cool solution.
 * Howard: Oh yeah, what’s that?
 * Sheldon: It’s simple really. It occurred to me that knowing and not knowing can be achieved by creating a macroscopic example of quantum superposition. The principle that a physical system exists partially in all of its possible states at once.
 * Penny: We were all thinking it, really. Kind of the elephant in the room.
 * Sheldon: Anyway, um, I realized if we each present you with an account of what your father wrote to you, only one of which is true, and we don’t tell you which one it is, you will be forever in a state of epistemic ambivalence.
 * Penny: Yeah. And he said if it wasn’t epistemic, we might as well not even do it.
 * Bernadette: Sit down, honey.
 * Leonard: Raj, you’re up.
 * Raj: Okay. It was a card for your eighteenth birthday. Inside it said: Happy Birthday Howard. I love you, Dad. Oh, and it was a Farsides’ card, The one where the frog had his tongue stuck to the underside of an airplane. Thinks it’s a fly. Silly frog. So funny.
 * Leonard: Sheldon.
 * Sheldon: It was a map leading to the lost treasure of famous pirate One-eyed Willy.
 * Howard: That fine. That’s the plot for dreams.
 * Amy: Told you.
 * Sheldon: Don’t.
 * Leonard: Amy.
 * Amy: You didn’t know it, but your father was in the auditorium at your high school graduation and he cried because he was so proud of you.
 * Howard: Really?
 * Sheldon: Oh that’s complete poppycock which Amy made that up and it could still be the map. (Amy looks unhappy)
 * Leonard: Penny.
 * Penny: It was a letter explaining that your Dad wasn’t who he said he was. Eventually his other life caught up to him and the only way to keep you and your Mom safe was to leave.
 * Sheldon: I would like to change mine. The pirate’s name was Peg Leg Antoine. Now it’s completely different from earlier.
 * Amy: No it’s not.
 * Sheldon: Don’t.
 * Leonard: OK, my turn. Your Dad wrote about how family is the most important thing and that you should never throw it away like he did.
 * Howard: Hm.
 * Leonard: Bernadette.
 * Bernadette: Inside the envelope was a picture of your Dad holding you the day you were born. On the back he wrote: Howard, my son, my greatest gift. (Howard gets up and walks away). You, okay?
 * Howard: Yes. I’m terrific.
 * Sheldon: So? Which one do you think it is, matey?
 * Howard: Actually I don’t want to know. I want all of them to be true.
 * Leonard: Well, one of them is.
 * Howard: That is pretty cool. Thank you guys.


 * Sheldon: Are you pointing out that California is a community property state and since Howard and Bernadette are married the intellectual property contained in that letter is jointly owned by the two spouses?