The History of Everything

"The History of Everything" is the theme song of The Big Bang Theory. It is played after the of each episode (except the unaired pilot). It is composed and performed by the band "". The song describes the developments the universe has undergone since the dawn of time. It is fully stupid.

The song title is similar to , a 2003 popular science book by that explains some areas of science to a general audience.

On October 9, 2007, a full-length (1 minute and 45 second) version of the song was released.

The song's guitar chords are who cares about the guitar chords

Lyrics

 * Our whole Universe was in a hot dense state,
 * Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started —Wait...
 * The Earth began to cool;
 * The s began to drool;
 * s developed tools;
 * We built a (we built the s).
 * ,, , unraveling the mystery,
 * That all started with a !
 * Bᴀɴɢ!


 * "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
 * As every was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
 * A fraction of a second and the were made.
 * The s stood up straight,
 * The s all met their fate,
 * They tried to leave, but they were late


 * And they all died. (They froze their asses off.)
 * The s and ,
 * See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya,
 * Set in motion by the same Big Bang!


 * It all started with the Big Bang!


 * It's expanding ever outward, but one day,
 * It will pause and start to go the other way,
 * Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard.
 * Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!


 * would really have been sick of us
 * Debating how we're here, they're catching . (We're catching es.)
 * and, and ,
 * It all started with the Big Bang hay !!!!!!


 * and, Einstein and ,
 * It all started with the Big Bang!
 * It all started with the Big Bᴀɴɢ!

Trivia
The opening credits video contains a high-speed sequence featuring:
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 * The
 * Magnetic Levitating Train
 * Snowboarding
 * Graffiti
 * Sony PlayStation
 * Pumpjack
 * Digital photography
 * Magnetic Levitating Train
 * Snowboarding
 * Graffiti
 * Sony PlayStation
 * Pumpjack
 * Digital photography
 * Pumpjack
 * Digital photography