The Bat Jar Conjecture

"The Bat Jar Conjecture" is the thirteenth episode of the first season of the  The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on April 21, 2008.

Summary
For the annual Physics Bowl, the gang forms a team, but ends up throwing the obnoxious controlling Sheldon off the team. They recruit Leslie Winkle because she is good at Physics and Sheldon takes them all on with his team of stand-ins.

Extended Plot
Howard is checking up on all the geeky news, when he stumbles upon information that the almighty team which always won the Physics Bowl will not compete this year. Leonard, Howard and Raj are eager to compete, but Sheldon isn't and offers the explanation that his talents are too good for the Physics Bowl. But after they quote Spock's dying words, Sheldon agrees to join their team.

Howard suggests they should name their team the Perpetual Motion Squad (PMS), although Sheldon suggests the, as it is the most powerful animal gram for gram. Because Sheldon threatens to quit if he doesn't get his way, the team is named Army Ants (AA). Later, during team practice, Sheldon takes it upon himself to answer every question regardless of who buzzes in first. Eventually, he even promotes himself to team captain. Sheldon's insufferable attitude is becoming too much for the team to handle, and as a result, they kick him off the team with a consolation Batman cookie jar. Devastated, Sheldon decides to form his own team. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj now need a fourth member for their team and decide to recruit Leslie Winkle, who initially refuses. Upon hearing they will be competing against Sheldon, she agrees, as she bears a grudge against him.

On the day of the Physics Bowl, Sheldon arrives with his team, which is comprised of poorly educated people (presumably) who only serve to qualify him, as the rules state that each team must consist of four people. Both teams rapidly increase their points and, when the final question arrives, the score stands at 1150 for AA (Sheldon's team) and 1175 for PMS (Leonard's team). The last question proves too difficult for PMS, and, in the end, Leonard panics and incorrectly guesses 8.4. However, they soon notice that Sheldon doesn't have an answer either, when suddenly the third floor janitor (one of his teammates) turns out to be a former Soviet physicist (credited as Dmitri and portrayed by Adam Gregor) from and states the correct answer. In disbelief, Sheldon's pride gets in the way and denies that answer to be AA's official answer and declines to provide one after his childish demand for a different question is denied. Before the winner is announced, Leonard offers Sheldon a chance at redemption, asking if he'd rather lose by himself or win as part of a team. Sheldon simply replies that he doesn't understand the question. PMS is declared the winner, and the team celebrates (Howard tearing off his T-shirt in the process) to Queen's We are the Champions. Penny is still asleep in the audience.

In the final scene, Penny quizzes both Leonard and Sheldon about, in which neither of them can answer a single question.

Worn on the Show
Sheldon starts the episode in a green on green Green Lantern logo t-shirt. Back at the university, he sports the Robot Evolution shirt. After loosing the Physics Bowl, he mopes at the apartment in a discontinued Urban Outfitters tee matching his mood; dark blue with black stripes.

New on the Set
The key item for this episode is obviously the "Bat Jar". This was manufactured in a limited run on 3,600 - so finding one can be tough. Years ago they were plentiful enough that Overstock.com had them for about $80, but now you're going to have to find a local comic shop, collectibles dealer, or use eBay to find these.

Quotes
[After the Physics Bowl, Penny is making Leonard and Sheldon answer Tribial Pursuit questions]

Penny: Tweety Bird tawt he taw a what?

Sheldon: [thinks for a second] Romulan?

Penny: Yes.... he tawt he taw a Romulan.

Leslie: Hello, Sheldon.

Sheldon: [looking terrified] Leslie Winkle!

Leslie: Yeah, Leslie Winkle! The answer to the question, "Who made Sheldon Cooper cry like a little girl?".

Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.

Leslie: [sarcastically] Ooooh... ouch.

Penny: Good afternoon, and welcome to today’s physics bowl practice round. I’m Penny, and I’ll be your host, because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad? Gentlemen, are you ready?

Howard: Okay, we’re going to need a strong fourth for our team.

Raj: You know who’s apparently very smart, is the girl who played TV’s Blossom. She got a PhD in neuroscience or something.

Leonard: Raj, we’re not getting TV’s Blossom to join our physics bowl team.

Raj: How about the girl from the Wonder Years?

Howard: Gentlemen, I believe I’ve found the solution to all our problems.

Leonard: We can’t ask Leslie Winkle.

Raj: Why? Because you slept together and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night’s chutney?

Leonard: Yes.

Dmitri: The answer is minus eight pi alpha.

Sheldon: Hang on, hang on a second, that's not our answer. What are you doing?

Dmitri: Answering question. Winning physics bowl.

Sheldon: How do you know anything about physics?

Dmitri: Here, I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist. Leningrad Politechnika. Go, polar bears.

Sheldon: Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything, I answer the questions.

Dmitri: You didn't answer question.

Sheldon: Hey, look, now maybe you have democracy now in your beloved Russia, but on this physics bowl team, I rule with an iron fist. (makes fist in the air) Ow!

Sheldon: Gentlemen.

Leonard: Sheldon.

Howard: Sheldon.

Raj: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.

Penny: Sheldon.

Leonard: This is our year! With those guys out, the entire physics bowl will kneel before Zod.

Penny: Zod?

Howard: Kryptonian villain. Long story.

Raj: Good story. (clasps hands to mouth in shock)

Critics

 * "A straightforward sit com plot without the straightforward sitcom jokes. The show is losing its way but hopefully it is not terminal." - The TV Critic's Review
 * IMDb user reviews

Trivia

 * The Batman Jar Leonard buys Sheldon is seen frequently in future episodes.
 * Raj speaks to Penny, though inadvertently, by agreeing with Howard that the story of is a good one.
 * Although he does not speak to (or in front of) Penny, he laughs his "" laugh at Sheldon when he, Leonard and Howard confront Sheldon just before the start of the Physics Bowl.
 * Sheldon at first doesn't agree to join the team, citing "Would you ask (a famous artist) to play ? Would you ask  (a famous lexicographer) to play ? Would you ask  (a famous naval explorer) to play ''?". In Sheldon's view this would be inviting these famous people to trivialize their area of expertise, suggesting that he feels participating in the quiz would be 'beneath his station'.
 * Spock's dying words ("The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."), which inspires Sheldon to join the team are from the movie .
 * Sheldon designs uniforms that are emblazoned with the initials "AA", which he designed to mean "Army Ants", though Leonard points out it could imply something else (likely implying ""), though Sheldon misses the point and guesses "Anodized Aluminum" as the next most likely acronym expansion. Though the other team's name isn't much better; 'Perpetual Motion Squad', a double entente reference to a violation of the and being able to go all night, abbreviates to PMS, more commonly associated with "".
 * Raj suggests "the actress who played TV's " for their physics bowl team to replace Sheldon. That actress would be Mayim Bialik, and she does have a Ph. D in neuroscience. Coincidentally, Mayim Bialik joins the show in the Season 3 finale and becomes a regular cast member in Season 4 as Amy Farrah Fowler. Raj also says, "How about the girl from ?" He is referring to Danica McKellar, who has a degree in mathematics, and appears in the Season 3 episode "The Psychic Vortex" as Abby.
 * Sheldon's Spanish is really bad. Apparently, he could not differentiate the Spanish words hijo and carnicero to ascertain if his third teammate was the son or butcher of his second.
 * Sheldon's long-winded insult of "I'm a polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on it's original trajectory and adheres to you." is a much longer (and detailed) version of "I'm rubber and you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks onto you."
 *  plays during Howard's triumphant moment at the 29th Annual Physics Bowl. Fittingly, the lead guitarist for that song,, is an astrophysicist.
 * "Leningrad Polytechnika" most likely refers to the Saint Petersburg State Polytechnical University in, (formerly, Leningrad, U.S.S.R.).
 * It's surprising that Leonard (and P.M.S.) won a trophy for a non-championship match. When Dr. Gablehauser first introduces the teams, he states that it is "today's preliminary match." Unless there were only a few teams in the tournament, it is unlikely that they would get a trophy for an early-round victory.
 * Sheldon suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome, which he refers to as "old Nintendo injury". He is later seen wearing a wrist brace during the competition.

Goofs

 * Sheldon also makes a categorical error in this episode. When Howard says he should answer the engineering questions since he is an engineer, Sheldon compares this to him answering all the anthropology questions because he's a mammal. Anthropology is the study of humans, not mammals; all humans are mammals, but not all mammals are humans. He ought to have said 'mammalogy', or claimed he was a human.

Penny's

 * What is the shortest light pulse ever produced? 130 attoseconds (billionths of a billionth of a second and the new record is now 80 attoseconds)
 * What is the quantum mechanical effect used to encode data on hard disk drives?
 * What artificial satellite has seen Albert Einstein's predicted ?

Physics Bowl
The final question asks to solve what looks to be the following equation: $$\left ( 2 \pi \right )^4 \int \left [ \bar{v}^{(s_2)} \left ( p _3 \right ) \left (i \sqrt{4 \pi \alpha}\gamma^\mu \right ) v^{(s_1)} \left ( p _1 \right ) \right ] \frac{i g_{\mu\nu}}{q^2} \left [ \bar{v}^{(s_4)} \left ( p _4 \right ) \left ( i \sqrt{4 \pi \alpha}\gamma^\mu \right ) v^{(s_2)} \left ( p _2 \right ) \right ] \times \delta ^{(4)} \left (p _1 - p _3 - q \right ) \delta ^{(4)} \left ( p _2 + q - p _4 \right ) d^4 q$$ PMS guesses 8.4, which is incorrect, while AA has no official answer, one of Sheldon's teammates suggests $$-8\pi\alpha$$, which turns out to be the correct answer.
 * What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?
 * What is the lightest element on earth, with no stable isotopes?
 * What is the force between two uncharged plates due to quantum vacuum fluctuation?
 * How does a quantum computer factor large numbers?
 * (What is the mechanical work necessary to produce 1 cal of heat?) 4.1855&times;107 ergs/cal
 * (What theory proposed that the temperatures of two adjacent bodies will equalize due to the transfer of heat energy by radiation and absorption?) Prèvost's theory of exchanges
 * (?) $$\lambda=\frac{1}{\pi r^2 N}$$
 * (At what temperature does an iron magnet lose its magnetic field (the Curie temperature/point)?) 770 degrees Celsius (Howard's answer of 760 (the temperature of the young lady in the front row) was incorrect)

Actually $$-8\pi\alpha$$ is not really the correct solution of the equation shown above, but it would take some effort to get the right answer, which surely won't be as simple as given in the show. Additionally, there's an error in this equation; if it should correspond to the Feynman-Diagram standing above it and if the answers should not have an open index $$\nu$$, because $$\nu$$ isn't contracted, then the second gammamatrix needs to have the index $$\nu$$. Even if one corrects that, one has to square this Matrixelement (expression) and sum over the Spins $$s_1,s_2,s_3,s_4$$ to get a better result than just the whole expression. Even then, the answer depends on some kinematic variables. If interested in calculating that, look in Peskin Schröder's "An Introduction to Quantum Field Theory" pages 131ff.

Penny's quiz
Penny brings in what looks to be cards from a  game, to settle once and for all, who's smarter between Sheldon and Leonard. She asks them:


 * were the three daughters in what TV family?
 * replaced as the lead singer in what group?
 * was married to this alum?
 * What actor holds the record for being named  magazine's ? (Penny doesn't give the answer, but the answer would be between either, , , or . Brad Pitt was given the award in 1995 and 2000, while George Clooney was given the award in 1997 and 2006. They have all been named sexiest man alive at least twice.)
 * Singer who sang ""?
 * t'awt he t'aw a what? ('Puddy tat')

After her questions, it turns out that Leonard and Sheldon have trouble understanding pop culture and seem to be mainly smart in their comfort zone of science and other general knowledge. Like, when Penny asks the Tweety Bird question, Sheldon struggles to know the answer and comes up with, which Penny with her attitude of sarcasm sarcastically says yes. However, when Leonard hooks up with Penny in the third season, he has a much better understanding of it.