The Conjugal Configuration

"The Conjugal Configuration" is the first episode and season premiere of the twelfth and final season of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. The episode will air on September 24, 2018.

Summary
Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Also, Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a war.

Extended Plot
The opening scene is so cute its Sheldon waking Amy up in bed saying good morning wife and she says good morning husband, then he makes a comment about how its official they've consummated it and something about hanging the bedsheets out the window. They start their honeymoon in Lego land and then go on to New York. Sheldon keeps scheduling everything including their coitus eventually Amy gets mad and tells him she wants it to be spontaneous, they have a little argument, he explains himself (its very sweet in a very Sheldon way) and Amy says he can schedule everything as long as he doesn't tell her. Amy makes a science comment Sheldon gets turned on and takes her back to their hotel.

Lenny's plot is the whole gang find Amy's Dad has been hiding from her mum in Shamy's apartment. Amy's Mum turns up later mad looking for him. He's hiding, Leonard, Penny and Mrs. Fowler find him hiding, he doesn't want to go back, he wants a break. Penny can't understand how they are together, Leonard thinks their relationship is similar, they end up in a little argument. Penny thinks the Fowlers﻿ are the weirdest couple they know and they know Sheldon and Amy, Howard and Bernadette and Raj and his little "twitchy" dog, eventually Mrs. Fowler tells Penny how much fun they're gunna have together and Penny makes Mr. Fowler leave.

Raj is being interviewed by a local news station about a upcoming meteor shower, he spends his whole time talking about Neil deGrasse Tyson, Howard and Bernadette watch on TV. Raj ends up in a twitter fight with him, the tag scene is Neil calling Raj there's some funny convo before they hang up and Neil then calls Bill Nye.

Shamy:

When they check in to their New York hotel, Sheldon tells the bellboy its their honeymoon and then lists all the things they have planned. Harry Potter on Broadway part 1 and 2 Nikola Tesla walking tour. Next one they are in their wizard robes after Harry Potter. Sheldon's happy Amy's mad because he disrupted the show, he wants to have coitus she doesn't there's some funny dialog about them doing it in the shower, but it could cause injuries.

Then they are on their tour, Sheldon is pointing out the mistakes the guide is making, Amy is still mad, he tells her if they had coitus the night before like he wanted she'd be happy, Amy storms off.

He approaches her later carrying 2 hotdogs, he tells her hes not a physical person but wants to be a good husband and if he doesn't schedule he might forget and send her into the arms of a long shoreman, they compromise on the schedule. Meanwhile he's still holding the hotdogs and its super funny, Amy says something sciencey and Sheldon gets turned on and tells her they need to go and she asks him why and he says i need you to say that again when we get there.

Many thanks to NotWonderland for the taping report. 

Credits

 * Guest starring:
 * Kathy Bates as Mrs. Fowler
 * Teller as Larry Fowler
 * Neil deGrasse Tyson as Himself
 * Bill Nye as Himself
 * Giovanni Bejarano as Bellman
 * Ciara Renee as Sunny Morrow
 * Andy Kim as Tour Guide
 * Teleplay: Steve Holland, Maria Ferrari & Jeremy Howe
 * Story: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan & Tara Hernandez

Critics
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Trivia

 * Announced that this will be the last season of the series per the production company on 22 August 2018.
 * This is the first episode that Sheldon and Amy will fully deal with life. Their  is at  and in.
 * It was confirmed at that Shamy's honeymoon will take place in this episode.
 * Amy's parents will return in this episode, as confirmed by Steve Holland via TVLine.

Quotes
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