The Skank Reflex Analysis

"The Skank Reflex Analysis" is the first episode of the fifth season of The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on September 22, 2011 as a back-to-back episode with The Infestation Hypothesis.

Summary
Penny worries that her behavior has screwed things up permanently with her friends, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

Extended Plot
The episode starts just a couple of hours after the previous season 4 episode, with Sheldon trying to solve a "puzzle" presented by what Penny said in the last episode ("It's not what it looks like.").

Howard and an embarrassed Raj arrive and Sheldon informs them about the University's interdepartmental Paintball Tournament. Sheldon begins to ponder about his rank within his team, and ultimately decides that he will be a captain.

Later, Penny grabs some wine and can't find a glass, so she improvises and uses a instead. Amy arrives saying that she knows that Penny had sex with Raj. Just as they are about to exit the apartment, they bump into Leonard and Sheldon. Penny asks Amy if she can sleep at her apartment for a while and Amy delightfully welcomes her, exclaiming about how she can finally experience a traditional girls'.

At their apartment, Leonard is showing Sheldon his suit for the Paintball Tournament which he cites as unnecessary, while Sheldon pretends the camouflage is extremely effective. Sheldon has called up Leonard's mother, Beverly Hofstadter, to console Leonard. After Leonard tells her his troubles, her sole piece of advice is "Buck up, sissy-pants."

Later, Raj is seen drinking beer in his apartment, just as an angry Bernadette bursts in knowing that he told Howard about his love for her. Raj asks her if he has a shot with Penny, to which Bernadette reassures him that he does.

Back at Amy's apartment, Amy is combing Penny's hair, following girl's sleepover tradition. Raj enters and Amy leaves them alone. (Try and keep your pants on!) Raj asks Penny to go on a date. Penny says that she had intercourse with Raj purely because she was drunk.

Raj explains that they actually did not have sexual intercourse, but in fact, when Raj was putting on the, he had a "premature" start. Penny is both shocked and relieved by this. They also agree not to tell the others.

The boys are discussing strategies in a paintball shack, Sheldon shows an overhead display of the paintball field via and explains his plan to take out the  Department. Leonard, Howard, and Raj are not in the mood to play paintball. Sheldon blames himself for his team's lack of motivation and tries to rip off the Captain insignia he had sewn on, but he is unable to do so.



Sheldon begins to exit the shack, and when Leonard asks him where is he going, Sheldon replies that he is "following the footsteps of Kirk, and ." Sheldon leaves the shack and provokes the enemy by saying "Geology is not a real science!", in turn sacrificing himself; he is shot at least 20 times. Angered, Sheldon's team attacks the enemy and emerge victorious.

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Back at the apartment, the boys are celebrating their victory and toast their Captain, who has promoted himself to Major Sheldon Cooper. Penny enters the apartment, proclaiming that she is going back to Nebraska because her acting career is failing - at that exact moment, her agent calls her, telling her that she got a part in a for. In the final scene, the gang watches the commercial in which Penny stars. {Sitting pretty!)

Critics
"We don't really understand how Penny and Leonard see one another with much depth. We don't really understand Raj's feelings beyond him being a bit sad and lonely but with an edge of jerk to make him funny. That story has so little emotional resonance because we spent our time on the cameos. Similarly, I don't know if Sheldon really had a master plan to win the paintball game...That story has so little emotional resonance because we spent our time on the cameos... A new season but very much the same show." - The TV Critic's Review

Quotes
Leonard: (After Howard claims Penny would've slept with him instead of Raj) Please! Sheldon would’ve been before you, and he might not even have genitals!

(One minute later, after much conversation)

Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They’re functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Penny: You heard what I did?

Amy: Well, I heard who you did.

Bernadette: (Furious with Raj for confessing his fleeting feelings for her to Howard) 'What the hell is wrong with you?!

Raj: You were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

Bernadette: I’M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Amy: (After finding Raj at her door while Penny staying with her) A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? I wish I could tell 13-year-old me, it does get better!

Penny: ''We should have never slept together. It's what ruins friendships.''

Raj: ''You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.''

Raj: (To Penny, after confessing that they didn't technically have sex) Can I say I ruined you for white men?

Sheldon: (During a paintball game against the Geology Department) Geology isn't a real science!

Trivia

 * This is the third of four episodes to have a "Previously on The Big Bang Theory" review of past events. It includes clips from "The Herb Garden Germination" and "The Roommate Transmogrification", and it is narrated by Johnny Galecki.
 * Sheldon and Beverly Hofstadter think Leonard likes to point out the obvious since he was a.
 * Beverly has written books about parenting, which are (not in real life) available on Amazon.com.
 * Sheldon thinks he follows in the footsteps of Captains Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo.
 * Amy has a secret language, which she dubs "Op." In the language she spells out every word (except for the first in a sentence) and adds 'op' to the end of each consonant. For example, instead of "sounds great," its "sounds gop rop e a top!" It is probably a tribute to.
 * Sheldon still takes things literally. For example, when Penny tells the guys in the season 4 final that her sleeping with Raj is "not what it looks like," he spends the rest of the day trying to figure out what she meant. He comes to the conclusion that Penny was checking Raj's anal region for because of what it looked like to him and because Raj is from ; a . Leonard then clarifies that they did have sex and she lied.
 * Howard claims Penny would've slept with him before Raj if he wasn't engaged to Bernadette. Leonard believes Sheldon would have a better chance with Penny than him.
 * Penny is willing to drink wine out of anything. She thinks that after drinking wine from a measuring cup, that should have handles. Amy mentions that is good that she is now measuring her alcoholic intake.
 * Raj is always "packing" condoms.
 * This episode is the first of a three-episode arc continued in "The Infestation Hypothesis" and "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation". The calculations on the whiteboards refer to attempts to create  in an artificial  generated by focusing 192  onto a small pellet at the  of . As shown on the whiteboards’, electrons in the Sun's core could produce a detectable number of axions. Axions are particles originally conceived in the late 1970′s to give a natural explanation in  of why the  obeys certain symmetries.
 * When Sheldon falls to his knees after being shot numerous times in the paintball match he strikes the same pose as from the movie "".
 * Penny lets Raj tell other people that their burned too brightly, but not that he ruined her for white guys.
 * This season premiere takes place immediately after the last episode of the previous season.
 * Penny is steadily becoming an from her guilt over the loss of Leonard.

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