The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

"The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition" is the tenth episode of the fifth season of The Big Bang Theory. The episode first aired on November 17, 2011.

Summary
Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level after Stuart asks her out on a date. Sheldon appears at the movies on their date and asks Amy to be his girlfriend.

Extended Plot
At the Comic Book Store, Howard told Leonard and Raj that it is amazing, how people go to comic book stores instead of downloading comics digitally. Leonard said that it is probably for the best since the weekly trip to the Comic Book Store is the only chance for their mothers to change their bed sheets. Howard replied that he is getting new sheets tonight and rejoiced at it. Meanwhile at another corner, Sheldon asked Amy on her thoughts about the new Comic Book Night. Amy did not appear very enthusiastic. Sheldon said it is magical, so Amy said that she is disappointed since although a brilliant man like Sheldon is entitled to his own vice, she could entertain something like him going to opium bars or hunting his fellow men for sports not comic books. She called comic books "Lame-O". Sheldon retorted with two points, the first being how comic books tell stories through sequential arts which goes back to 17,000 years ago with cave paintings, and the second being that Amy plays the harp, like that is cool. Stuart approached them and asked Amy if she needed any help.

Amy requested a comic book that depicts a woman whose bosoms cannot be used as flotation devices. Stuart apologized and told her most guys coming there like big bosoms and a couple of them have big bosoms themselves.

Back to the other guys. Raj walked over to Leonard and Howard while holding a small box. He told them that the new Mystic Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack is out. Howard expressed his disbelief on the matter and said that they just keep making more cheesy monsters, slapping them on cards, and selling them for $25 per pack "like a secret tax for guys who cannot get laid". Raj said that they are not even trying and mentioned the Satanimals pack with a Helliphant card. He said it was absurd and wondered whether a bad elephant died and got sent to Hell. He wondered what an elephant could have done to suffer from eternal damnation. Howard looked at the box and it read Wild West and Witches. He commented with what kind of loser would care about a showdown between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North. Raj answered total loser and said it was obvious that Billy the Kid would win over an old man with a wand. Leonard interrupted and said but what if the wizard casts the Helmet of Confusion spell on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat. Howard reminded them that they are talking about Billy the Kidand that the wizard would be shot between the eyes faster than he can ask what is Billy the Kid doing in the Mystic Realm of Ka'a.

Stuart came up to them and asked Leonard about Amy, whether she and Sheldon are a couple. Leonard answered that they are a "couple of weirdos". Howard asked Stuart if he is interested in Amy. Stuart said Amy did not look at him with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling hatred and contempt, and he likes that in a woman. He asked Leonard to check in with Sheldon to see if he would be okay with Stuart asking Amy out. Leonard agreed to do so. Raj then asked Stuart who would win in a battle between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North. Stuart said if he answers, he will be robbing them of the fun they'd have discovering it for themselves at merely $24.95 per pack. Raj immediately answered that he will take one, and then Howard said he wants one too, Leonard told them he hates all of them and himself and told Stuart to make it three. Stuart said he will go and pack up the items for the guys and quietly told himself it is like shooting nerds in a barrel as he walked towards the cash register.

At Sheldon and Leonard's apartment after the Comic Book Store trip, Leonard asked Sheldon whether he can talk to him about something awkward. Sheldon replied with he already knows what this is about and answered since Leonard has been facing a standstill at work, he is considering whether he should abandon his research and focus on teaching. Sheldon answered with a big yes. He suggested Leonard to consider changing his discipline into the humanities or history. He added that one of the perks of teaching history is he does not have to create things, he just need to memorize facts and parrot them back, so he can have fun with that. Leonard said no and told Sheldon that Stuart is interested in Amy. Sheldon interrupted that "of course Amy is interesting" and told Leonard that at the age of 14, Amy severed the webbing between her own toes. Leonard ignored that statement and said Stuart wants to know if Sheldon is fine with him asking Amy out. Sheldon replied that he is not sure how to respond, since he does not own Amy, and you cannot own a person. He went back to the history topic and quizzed Leonard on historical facts about how President Lincoln freed the slaves in 1863. Irritated, Leonard did not play along and told Sheldon he will just tell Stuart it is okay to ask Amy out. Sheldon told Leonard that his question is moot since there is no way a noted neurobiologist such as Amy would find an impoverished peddler of picture books such as Stuart appealing. He mentioned again how Amy performed surgery on her own feet using only nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia; Leonard said all right and just for the record, he did check out Sheldon's response regarding the matter. Sheldon said he is fine with it and again brought up the issue of what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist. Leonard told him he is not washed-up but Sheldon dismissed the matter by saying that a lot of people love Leonard and would like to help him but they cannot, until Leonard admits to the problem first.

Meanwhile, at Penny's apartment, the girls are hanging out. Penny told them that they have killed the bottle of wine. Amy said she only had half a glass and Bernadette said she did not have any. Penny told them to not judge her and asked them what they want to do, and suggested going to the movies, go dancing, or lay down for a little bit and cleared her throat. Amy suggested they play Travel Twister. Bernadette said she is not sure of that so Amy told them she has spent many evenings enjoying this game and that she is sure the game is more exciting if played with other people. Amy added that they can play shirts and skins and called dibs on shirts. Suddenly, her phone buzzed so she walked to the couch to check her message. As she did that, Bernadette told Penny that she is too small to play Twister, go on roller coasters, or sit with her feet touching the ground. She said she hoped her mother enjoyed those pre-natal cigarettes. Penny dismissed her by saying her mother smoked pot while carrying her, but she turned out just fine. Just then her eyes saw a bottle on top of her refrigerator and she rejoiced that she had peach schnapps and went over to get it.

Amy looked at her phone, said something happened and she thinks a boy likes her. Bernadette came over to the couch and read the text Amy received from Stuart asking her out for a coffee sometime. Penny smiled and said that underneath all the layers of wool and polyester, Amy is a vixen. Amy looked flattered, but Bernadette asked what Amy will do about it and whether Stuart knows that Amy has a boyfriend. Penny interrupted and said that Amy does not have a boyfriend, but she has a Sheldon. She asked whether Amy likes Stuart. Amy said she does not know, but noted that Stuart is nice and funny, and has an indication of an overactive thyroid gland which she thought was hot. Penny suggested that they all love Sheldon, but Amy has been with him for over a year now and if it is not going anywhere, it would not hurt for her to look around. Bernadette agreed with Penny since Sheldon and Amy are not engaged like she and Howard. Penny told Bernadette that even engaged people can look around too since there are lots of options out there.

At the comic book store, Sheldon and Leonard entered to find a different awkward geek at the counter. Sheldon asked the guy where Stuart is and he said Stuart is out. Sheldon asked the guy who he is and he answered that his name is Dale, and Stuart left him in charge. Leonard wondered about that and Dale said he does not get it either. Leonard approached Dale and told him he would like to return his Wild West and Witches expansion pack. Dale said he does not do returns since they are "so hard". Leonard was okay with this and asked him when Stuart would be back. Dale said he does not know, that Stuart is out for coffee with a girl. Sheldon suddenly announced that he is wrong. Leonard asked him if he is okay and Sheldon looked at Leonard and repeated the question "Am I okay?". He then announced that he is on a lifelong trajectory that could get him a Nobel Prize and cities named after him. He added that all four of his wisdom teeth do not need extraction and his bowel movements are orderly. He repeated Leonard's question once more to dismiss the notion behind it but looked quite unsure of himself. Dale interrupted by saying he is okay too and laughing awkwardly.

At Sheldon and Leonard's apartment, the guys are playing the Wild West and Witches expansion pack. Sheldon was wearing a white cowboy's hat, boots and spurs. He played the Flaming Spittoon card and spat into a spittoon afterwards. He expressed his disappointment that neither of the guys dressed up according to the theme of the card like he did, since this is the first time they are playing the game. Howard told him they are not wearing cowboy's hats, and the guys agreed Sheldon looked ridiculous now, just as he did the time they played with the Satanimals pack and Sheldon dressed up as the Beelzebobcat. Sheldon told them to continue playing. Leonard indicated that the guys should go easy on Sheldon since Amy was out with Stuart. Howard expressed his mock disbelief that Sheldon's technique of "condescension and no sex" rendered him unable to hold on to a woman. Sheldon replied by wryly asking whether they are women at a quilting bee or men playing a fantasy card game set in a mystical frontier town. Howard apologized and they continued the game. After Leonard played the Hocus Pocus Pocahontas card, Sheldon suddenly commented that the three of them are the ones obsessed with Amy and Stuart, so they should ask themselves who is really being ridiculous, standing up and jangling the spurs on his boots as he walked to the refrigerator. They replied in unison that it is still Sheldon.

The next day, at the university's cafeteria, Raj entered carrying a tin of the deluxe set of Wild West and Witches, which has been signed and numbered and comes in a tin. Leonard complained that they just bought the regular one. Howard got excited to find a sheriff's badge which Raj revealed can double as a wand. Leonard got excited that it also has a hologram and took the wand and asked Sheldon if he was seeing this, but Sheldon was on his laptop. Sheldon said he is in The Matrix so he sees everything. Leonard peeked at the screen and expressed his disbelief that Sheldon friended Stuart on Facebook. Howard said he thought Sheldon did not like Facebook anymore but Sheldon said he is a fan of anything that replaces human interaction. Raj implied that Sheldon is just checking up on how Stuart's date with Amy went. Sheldon, looking at Stuart 's status, said that he does not care if someone shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady. Raj said he is so full of it. Sheldon told him he can believe whatever he wants and pressed a key on his laptop and announced that he has unfriended Raj.  Leonard told Sheldon to acknowledge his feelings for Amy, that he does not want her going out with other men, so Sheldon unfriended Leonard too. Howard suggested Sheldon go old-school and challenge Stuart to a fight, since girls like that stuff, resulting in Sheldon unfriending Howard. Leonard said that since Sheldon has now unfriended all of them, he needs to use the laptop since he wants to buy that collectors tin.

Meanwhile, at Penny's apartment, Sheldon knocked on Penny's door but before he could call out her name, she called from inside "Who do we love?", so there was the usual triple exchanges of knocking and calling of Penny's name, with a chant of "Who do we love?" from Penny before she finally opened the door and let him in. She asked him what is the matter so he said he wanted to ask her out on a date. Penny appeared shocked. Sheldon repeated his question and added that they can go for dinner, dancing, and maybe taking in a prize fight. Penny asked in a disbelieving tone whether Sheldon is trying to make Amy jealous. Sheldon denied it and wondered why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart and whether or not they are having more pumpkin lattes or having intercourse tonight. Penny told him to listen to her that playing games is not going to help him win Amy back. Sheldon said that he is not trying to win Amy back, looked down and quickly added that just out of his curiosity, what is a way to get her back. So Penny told him a story about a guy she liked but she never told him how she felt and he started going out with someone else. She has come to regret it ever since. Penny asked whether Sheldon followed what she is trying to say and he said yes and that the guy is him. Penny said no, so he asked again if she is sure since that would explain why she is constantly at his apartment and her baffling dalliance with Leonard just so she could be near him. He also mentioned how she calls him sweetie all the time. Penny said she calls everyone sweetie so Sheldon called her a tramp. Penny ignored him and told him to strap on a pair and go talk to Amy. Sheldon did not get it and wondered if she was suggesting he strap on a pair of skates. Penny called him sweetie and told him he is so not the guy.

Meanwhile, Amy and Stuart are at the movies. Stuart told Amy she can just go back if she is bored but she said she is having a nice time. Stuart laughed and told her to not patronize him. Sheldon suddenly barged into the row they were sitting in, greeted Stuart and sat next to Amy. Puzzled, she asked him what he is doing there. Sheldon told her that the thought of her sitting in a darkened theater with someone like Stuart is repellent. He added no offence to Stuart. Stuart said none taken but noted that repellent is a strong word. Amy apologized to Sheldon if this is making him uncomfortable but said that given the current status of their relationship, she can be in any repellent situation she wants. Stuart began to interrupt but Sheldon told him he is being rude so he went back to being quiet. Amy

asked Sheldon if there is anything else so he told her he wanted to change the paradigm of their relationship. Amy told him she is listening. Sheldon began by reminding her that nothing will change in terms of physical or otherwise. He said that he will no longer object if theydo not refer to Amy as "not his girlfriend". Amy said it is interesting but told him to try again without the negative quadruple. Sheldon told her she is being impossible so she slid over to Stuart and said "Hi, Stuart ", prompting Sheldon to say fine and asked her directly if she will be his girlfriend. Amy said yes and Sheldon noted that is enough and immediately stood up. He told them to enjoy their date and gave Stuart a dollar for his trouble and told him to get himself a pack ofSour-patch Kids. Amy smiled at Stuart and nodded.

Later, after the date, Stuart and Amy walked toward her apartment. Stuart said that other than the fact that Amy has just upgraded her relationship with another guy, the date was nice. Amy thanked him for walking her to her door. Suddenly, Sheldon triple-knocked on Amy's door from the inside and called for her. She opened the door and Sheldon told them to wrap things up out there and closed the door. Amy and Stuart said good night to each other and hugged. Immediately, Sheldon yelled from the inside for Stuart to take the hint since Amy has already said goodnight, so he left. Amy entered her apartment and asked Sheldon how he got in there. Sheldon asked back whether that will be the kind of nagging he can expect now that she is his girlfriend. He said that it is a good thing he drew this up and took out from his bag The Relationship Agreement. He informed her that it has 31 pages of all the rights and responsibilities of him as the boyfriend and her as the girlfriend. Amy said that it is so romantic and he told her mutual indemnification always is. He told her to go through the Agreement as he sets up his notary stamps. Amy read out Section 5 regarding hand-holding. The Agreement stated that hand-holding is prohibited unless either party is about to fall off a cliff, a precipice, or a ledge, as a hearty handshake after winning the Nobel Prize, or as moral support during flu shots. Amy complained that it is rather restrictive so Sheldon told her she could get a lawyer if she wants.

At Penny's apartment, the three girls are playing Twister. Amy  reminded Penny that her right hand has to be on

the red spot. Penny said she got it but drank a glass of red wine instead. Amy spun the spinner and told Bernadette to put her foot on the yellow spot. Bernadette could not reach the spot and told them to play Limbo next and added that no one beats her at Limbo. There was a triple knock on the door followed by Sheldon calling for Penny, Amy, and Bernadette. Amy told the girls that is her boyfriend and told Sheldon that the door is open. Sheldon entered and told Amy he got a splinter on his index finger. Amy stood up and asked Sheldon what he wants her to do about it. Sheldon said that as per The Relationship Agreement, under the section Boo-Boos and Ouchies, this is her responsibility. Amy told herself that she should have gotten a lawyer and went over to look at Sheldo 's finger. Bernadette told Amy that now only the two of them are playing but Penny has dozed off and snoring on the Twister mat, with her legs tangled up with Bernadette's. Bernadette tried to wake her up but she did not budge. She finally told Penny that they are out of wine and Penny immediately sat up and told her to drive.

Critics
"The slow escalation of Sheldon and Amy's relationship takes another step forward. There was good and bad to this development. On the good side it was a believable acknowledgment of the status of their relationship. They spend enough time together that I can believe it would bother Sheldon to lose her attention. The way Sheldon handled the situation was entirely appropriate for who he is as well. The "Relationship Agreement" felt like a natural development and his disinterest in the physical is consistent. I thought Amy's reactions were appropriate too. She clearly wants more from him but will settle for now in an acknowledgment of her status as his girlfriend." - The TV Critic's Review

Quotes
Amy: I think a boy likes me!

Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?

Penny: She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon.

Sheldon: ''A date! You and me.''

Sheldon: You call me sweetie all the time.

Penny: I call everyone sweetie.

Sheldon: You tramp!

Penny: ''Ugh... Look Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy!''

Sheldon: ''Strap on a pair? Of what? Skates?''

Penny: Oh sweetie, you are so not the guy.

Leonard: ''Hey, can I talk to you about something? It's a little awkward.''

Sheldon: ''I know what this is about. Given the professional standstill you're at, you're wondering if this is the appropriate time to abandon your research and focus on teaching. (pauses) Yes! And if I may suggest, consider changing discipline, to the humanities or perhaps history. One of the advantages of teaching history is that you don't have to create things, you know, you just have to remember stuffs that happened and then parrot it back. You can have fun with that.''

Leonard: ''Yeah, that's not it! Stuart's kind of interested in Amy.''

Sheldon:'' Well of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes?''

Leonard: No! He wanted me to find out if you'd have a problem with him asking her out.

Sheldon: ''I'm not sure how to respond, Leonard. I don't own Amy. You can't own a person, at least not since...?''

(Leonard stares at him)

''Sheldon: 1863. When President Lincoln freed the...?''

(Leonard looks fed up)

Sheldon:'' Slaves. Come on, Leonard. If you're gonna teach history, these are the kind of facts you'll have to know.''

Leonard: ''You know what, never mind. I'm gonna tell him it's okay to ask her out.''

Sheldon: ''The question is moot. There is no way that Stuart, an impoverished paddler of picture-books, would be at all appealing to Amy Farrah Fowler, a noted neurobiologist, capable of performing surgery on her own feet, with nothing but nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anaesthesia.''

Leonard:'' Alright. For the record, I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it.''

Sheldon:'' Fine! The record shall so reflect. Now, getting back to the problem at hand; what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist?''

Raj: Please, you're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.

Sheldon: ''Really? You think I care if a man, what, shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady?''

Raj: You're so full of it.

Sheldon: ''You are free to believe whatever you like. And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali!''

Raj: ''You unfriended me? Seriously?''

Howard: Oh, yeah, now he's gonna miss all those great updates like "I can't believe I waited this long to make my own potpourri".

Leonard: Sheldon, why don't you just acknowledge you have feelings for Amy and you don't want her going out with other men?

Sheldon: And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter!

Howard: ''Here's a radical thought. Go old school. Challenge Stuart to a fight. Ain't nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed.''

Sheldon: And unfriend Howard Wolowitz!

Sheldon knocks on Penny's door three times

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny. (Knocks 3 times)

Penny: Who do we love?

''Sheldon: Penny. (Knocks 3 times)''

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny.

Penny: Oh god, are you trying to make Amy jealous?

Sheldon: No! Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart, and whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight?

Penny: Ok, listen to me, playing games is not gonna help get Amy back.

Sheldon:'' I'm not trying to get her back! But out of curiosity, what is a way?''

Amy: Sheldon, what are you doing here?

Sheldon:'' The thought of you sitting in a darkened theatre with a character like Stuart is repellant. No offence Stuart!''

Stuart: ''None taken. Though, repellent, is kind of, kind of a strong word.''

Amy:'' Um... sorry this causes you discomfort but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship, I can put myself in any repellent situation I want.''

Stuart: Um...again...

Sheldon: Stuart please, you're being rude.

Amy: Anything else?

Sheldon: I believe, I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.

Amy: I'm listening.

Sheldon: ''With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever, physical or otherwise. I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.''

Amy: ''Interesting... Now try it without the quadruple negative.''

Sheldon: You're being impossible!

Amy: (at Stuart) Hi, Stuart.

Sheldon: ''Fine! Amy, will you be my girlfriend?''

Amy: Yes!

Sheldon:'' Alright, that's enough about it. Sorry to interrupt. You two enjoy your date!''

Stuart: So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice!

Amy: Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.

Stuart: Oh, you're welcome.

Sheldon: ''(triple knock) Amy! (triple knock) Amy! (triple knock) Amy!''

(Amy opens the door)

Sheldon: Let's wrap things up out there!

(Sheldon closes the door)

Amy:'' Umm... Good night Stuart!''

Stuart: Good night!

(They hug)

Sheldon: Take a hint Stuart, the lady said good night!

Amy: How did you get into my apartment?

''Sheldon: Wow! Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girlfriend?''

Bernadette: ''We should play Limbo next. No one beats me at limbo!''

Amy: That's so romantic...

Sheldon: Mutual indemnification always is.

Sheldon: (Knocks 3 times)'' Penny. (Knocks 3 times) Amy. (Knocks 3 times) Bernadette.''

Amy:'' That's my boyfriend. (To Sheldon) It's open!''

Sheldon: I got a splinter.

Amy: What do you want me to do about it?

Sheldon:'' Relationship Agreement Section 4: Boo-Boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.''

Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.

Bernadette: Penny, we're out of red wine!

Penny: You should probably drive...

Video
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Trivia

 * Sheldon is shown to be quite jealous, a big emotional reaction that is unlike him, showing he does care for Amy.
 * Stuart seeks Leonard's help to see Sheldon's reaction regarding his intention of asking Amy out, instead of asking Sheldon himself.
 * Sheldon now has The Roommate Agreement and The Relationship Agreement.
 * Penny is showing signs of alcoholism, by finishing almost an entire bottle in the beginning of the episode, then progressing towards the peach schnapps and at the end, red wine. This could be because her mother smoked pot when she was pregnant with Penny or over his guilt from dumping Leonard.
 * All of Sheldon's wisdom teeth are still intact and don't need to be extracted.
 * Bernadette could not go on the roller coasteror have her feet touch the ground when sitting on a chair due to her height. She blames her mother's prenatal smoking for this.
 * A new minor character, Dale, is introduced in this episode.
 * Amy thinks comic books are "lame-o".
 * Penny thinks it is okay for engaged people to still look around for other people.
 * Amy used to play Travel Twister alone.
 * The two expansion packs to the Mystic Warlords of Ka'a mentioned in this episode is the Wild West and Witches and the Satanimals.
 * Howard refuses to wear a cowboy hat because he thinks they are 'ridiculous', even though he wore one in "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation".
 * Leonard's shock at Sheldon friending Stuart on Facebook indicates that none of them added Stuart as their friend on their Facebook.
 * Sheldon has access into Amy's apartment, without her knowledge.
 * There are 31 pages in Sheldon and Amy's relationship agreement.
 * When the Mystic Warlords of Ka'a game was first introduced in "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary", Sheldon found it very easy as he knew all the cards and could tell which ones people had from the ones already played. He does not have that problem in this episode, likely as he is unfamiliar with the new cards in the Wild West and Witches Pack.
 * From the Facebook page on Sheldon's laptop screen, Stuart's last name is Bloom while Sheldon's profile picture was the picture Bernadette took during "The Ornithophobia Diffusion" of him with Lovey-Dovey.
 * Penny tells Sheldon the story of how she felt after "the guy she really liked" found a new girl, and how she regretted breaking up with him. This is a reference to her having dated Leonard, and more evidence that she believes she made a mistake.
 * In "The Pirate Solution", Sheldon noted, "Since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult. ...Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely." But, here, Sheldon seems to have forgotten her propensity to call everyone sweetie (which she promptly rectifies), as he explains Penny's interactions with him, perceived or otherwise, "Your constant presence in my apartment, that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me, the way you call me sweetie all the time."
 * Sheldon asks Penny for a date to make Amy jealous. Penny doesn't do it.
 * Goofs:
 * While Sheldon is on Stuart's Facebook page, he has the "Edit Profile" and "View as" options, which are only available when logged into the account associated with the profile being viewed. He could have had Stuart 's log in details.
 * After Amy agreed to be Sheldon's girlfriend, Sheldon went back and waited in Amy's apartment. After she finished her date with Stuart, Sheldon introduced her to The Relationship Agreement, which is of 31 pages long, and has been printed and bound. This means that, within the time frame of Sheldon leaving their date and the two returning to the apartment, Sheldon managed to draw up a long Agreement, print it out and bind it, which seemed impossible unless of course, before asking Amy to go steady he already drew up The Agreement since he could predict her response.
 * When Amy and Stuart hugged outside her apartment, Sheldon yelled at Stuart to basically take a hike since Amy has already said good night. Sheldon said it from inside Amy's apartment, indicating that he must have seen them hugging through the peep hole. Stuart left and Amy entered her apartment, at which Sheldon was already sitting poised on her couch. Given the timing, it would not be possible for Sheldon to have walked from the peep hole to her couch so quickly after Stuart left and Amy entered the apartment, unless he knew they were going to hug.
 * Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 did not free all slaves, only a minority who lived in states that remained in rebellion against the Federal Government. Slaves everywhere were officially freed by the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment in 1865. As someone who is very insistent on accuracy, Sheldon should have known this.
 * Howard told Sheldon that he is not wearing a cowboy hat as it looks ridiculous, when they were playing their inaugural game of the Witches and Wizards expansion pack. This is contradictory to his own action back in Season 3's "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation", when an upset Sheldon resigned from his job and went back to Texas, and the guys went there to coax him into coming back to Pasadena. Howard, saying that he wanted to blend in, donned a red cowboy hat and started speaking in a Texanaccent.
 * Sheldon tells Leonard that slaves were freed in 1863. While the Emancipation Proclamation freed some slaves, not all slaves were freed until the passing of the 13th Amendment in 1865. Sheldon was wrong.